Confess here

cmyx6go · 10-24-2019, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

it's too quiet in here nowadays :I

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

well have you done any dumb shit lately that you want to get off your chest?

Me thinks Pickle misses Judy/Jody/Rudy. So do I.

King Rudi · 10-24-2019, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Pouring one out for the homie who can no longer be with us on BP due to extenuating circumstances...

You'll be missed buddy, take care.

Aw shucks.

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

work banned jody from BP

Not so much banned as made it very obvious they are now watching every move we make. Some days, such as today, they piss me off to the point where I do not care.

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Originally Posted by Matt@EuroJerks

who?

answer 1.) jigga jigga jigga Slim Shady answer 2.) Mike Joooones

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

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Originally Posted by dinonz

Judy gets new job in 3... 2... 1...

The search continues....

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Me thinks Pickle misses Judy/Jody/Rudy. So do I.

Confession.....I miss you guys.

UncleWede · 10-24-2019, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

Now I feel bad about it....somewhat.

Because he was able to get up off the floor without assistance?

Rmtt · 10-24-2019, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Because he was able to get up off the floor without assistance?

I'm not a total "asshole".

I told my wife I could have easily kept going as momentum was on my side!

King Rudi · 10-24-2019, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

I will go in his place.

Yesterday evening while in the Grocery store, there was a guy that ended up in the same aisle with me on several locations. He was on his cell phone, talking extremely loud, and cut me off a few times where I had to stop my cart because he just stepped over in front of me.

After about the 4th time of him doing it... he stopped dead in his tracks again and I just ran into him. I think I got the cart halfway up his hamstring as he buckled to the floor before I caught myself and pulled the cart back...trying to make it look like an accident.

He got up, looked at me and never got off his phone. I just said "My Bad" and walked past him.

My wife scolded me when we got in the car. She was like "you did that on purpose"...and I pretty much agreed with her.

Now I feel bad about it....somewhat.

I had my hand loaded for an internet high-five until I read that feelin' bad about it BS.

Wear that shit with pride sir! You and I have the balls to do things that most only think about. Don't feel bad about it. Most people wish they had the balls that we do. I tried to trip a kid running in the hospital last week, I missed. His mother should have stopped him so I decided I was gonna. I caught a dirty look from the girlfriend but she also laughed about it.

cmyx6go · 10-24-2019, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Confession.....I miss you guys.

Glad you popped in, even if only for a little while. Don't be a stranger.

Rmtt · 10-24-2019, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I had my hand loaded for an internet high-five until I read that feelin' bad about it BS.

Wear that shit with pride sir! You and I have the balls to do things that most only think about. Don't feel bad about it. Most people wish they had the balls that we do. I tried to trip a kid running in the hospital last week, I missed. His mother should have stopped him so I decided I was gonna. I caught a dirty look from the girlfriend but she also laughed about it.

LOL...sometimes I react without thinking. Other times I will admit it is planned!

King Rudi · 10-24-2019, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Glad you popped in, even if only for a little while. Don't be a stranger.

I'm like an old man hard up for sex. I'll stick my head in anytime that I can.

Turkish Pickle · 10-24-2019, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

well have you done any dumb shit lately that you want to get off your chest?

actually yes hahaha

so this weekend was homecoming, and a few of my buddies are not 21 yet so we just kept it low-key in our apartments instead of going out.

my buddy (let's call him jack) has been spending an awful lot of time with this girl maddie. he says "he only keeps her around for easy sex" but, nah.

we're at my apartment, it's jack, the girl, 3 girls i met at class and 2 other guys i know. pretty good ratio, pretty good fun times.

except one of the girls started hitting on jack heavy. jack was (understandably, she was hot) very much down for this, maddie got visibly mad, so i made a group chat to text "hoes mad" and shortly after that we started playing that song

best part is we ended up going to the local strip club

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I'm like an old man hard up for sex. I'll stick my head in anytime that I can.

he's back!!!!!

Turkish Pickle · 10-24-2019, 03:06 PM

here's me bringing up the local gentlemen's club and everyone agreeing to go, rest is history

upstatedoc · 10-24-2019, 03:19 PM

wait the girls went to the strip club too?

Rmtt · 10-24-2019, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

wait the girls went to the strip club too?

Girls I used to hang around would go with us....mainly just to "nit-pic" the dancers and point out obvious flaws.

Maybe they felt empowered.

Turkish Pickle · 10-24-2019, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

wait the girls went to the strip club too?

nah we hid the alc saying it was done and that the boys were staying to help me clean up my place

would've been fun to go with them though hahahahah

Darth One · 10-24-2019, 07:12 PM

I took my female cousin to a strip club when she turned 21 and her brothers are still mad at me about it (it still gets brought up on the regular). She's 35 now.

Dang3r · 10-25-2019, 02:05 AM

I got once ass-kicked by a female friend, caused by a joke…
"I'll tell you a joke, its so funny that your boobs may fall off...oh, I see you know it already" *whaaam*

CTinline-six · 10-25-2019, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Glad you popped in, even if only for a little while. Don't be a stranger.

Stranger danger.

King Rudi · 10-25-2019, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

Girls I used to hang around would go with us....mainly just to "nit-pic" the dancers and point out obvious flaws.

Maybe they felt empowered.

I've been to strip clubs with women in the past and they did the same shit.....until the hotter strippers started flirting with them. The night took a different turn mighty fast after that. The minor flaw awareness ceased and the party began.

Women are funny in this way. Pointing out flaws of other women empowers them, in their mind. When I was younger and discovered that women don't dress sexy to attract men, but to only compete with other women; I couldn't wrap my mind around it. I know that I when I dress up to look good for my lady, it's in the back of my mind that other dudes are going to look at how hot I am and think to themselves, "asshole"

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Stranger danger.

My wifi network at home is "FREE CANDY!!"

cmyx6go · 10-25-2019, 07:50 AM

Never been to a strip club. I don't get why a woman would want to go, even if she is hanging with the guys.

CTinline-six · 10-25-2019, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

My wifi network at home is "FREE CANDY!!"

A coworker of mine named his wi-fi hot spot "White Van". We work with school systems...

CTinline-six · 10-25-2019, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Never been to a strip club. I don't get why a woman would want to go, even if she is hanging with the guys.

Yeah I don't get that either.

Side note: Since Rudi's location says "In a cabinet" I now have this mental image of him hiding in a cabinet somewhere at his place of employment scrolling through bimmerpost.

Matt@EuroJerks · 10-25-2019, 09:22 AM

Our team took a client and his "Vegas professional gf" to a NYC club once (VIP room).....WHAT a scene that was!!! Between the skiing and plastic parts it was crazy. The client got into a verbal fight with his "rental" and they left. My boss and I stayed and weathered the storm.

Watching The World Burn · 10-25-2019, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt@EuroJerks

Our team took a client and his "Vegas professional gf" to a NYC club once (VIP room).....WHAT a scene that was!!! Between the skiing and plastic parts it was crazy. The client got into a verbal fight with his "rental" and they left. My boss and I stayed and weathered the storm.

I'm not even sure what went down, don't understand the skiing / plastic parts, but I am curious what all went down in the room.

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