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Watching The World Burn · 10-15-2019, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Seems like I remember reading something similar to this lately. Maybe on here. Seems like, if I recall correctly, someone placed sardines in the hollow curtain rod, then capped them back. Genius.

I've been lurking on here for some time, and I seem to recall that story too...going to go look for it. Can't even remember the thread or context...but somebody posted that.

Watching The World Burn · 10-15-2019, 08:23 AM

Ahah - I found it!

Linky here - post #56 by Joekerr

https://www.e90post.com/forums/showt...s#post24641326

That was a funny story.

King Rudi · 10-15-2019, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

Ahah - I found it!

Linky here - post #56 by Joekerr

https://www.e90post.com/forums/showt...s#post24641326

That was a funny story.

That's it!!! Fantastic story and pure masterminded, evil genius status!

dinonz · 10-15-2019, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

That's it!!! Fantastic story and pure masterminded, evil genius status!

I've heard that story in the past too - as a joke. I don't think it's real.

Watching The World Burn · 10-15-2019, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

I've heard that story in the past too - as a joke. I don't think it's real.

Well it was posted by a guy who is "Joker", so yeah, probably was a joke. But funny and gives one ideas nonetheless.

Kind of like an LOL pic I ran across somewhere...think it was on Facebook - where it said something like:

Rent the exact same car that you own
Swap the wheels between cars
Cheapest $40 new set of tires ever.

Something like that - it was moderately amusing, but gives you ideas. Enough that it's stuck in my head...if you had a rental that had the same rims...switching them over when your tires are low on tread...well, also evil genius.

King Rudi · 10-15-2019, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

I've heard that story in the past too - as a joke. I don't think it's real.

Turkish Pickle · 10-17-2019, 09:25 AM

Pouring one out for the homie who can no longer be with us on BP due to extenuating circumstances...

You'll be missed buddy, take care.

nyalpine90 · 10-17-2019, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Pouring one out for the homie who can no longer be with us on BP due to extenuating circumstances...

You'll be missed buddy, take care.

upstatedoc · 10-17-2019, 10:11 AM

work banned jody from BP

Matt@EuroJerks · 10-17-2019, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

work banned jody from BP

who?

upstatedoc · 10-17-2019, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt@EuroJerks

who?

you know, rudi, judy jody

nyalpine90 · 10-17-2019, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

you know, rudi, judy jody

dinonz · 10-17-2019, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

work banned jody from BP

Judy gets new job in 3... 2... 1...

WestRace · 10-17-2019, 03:23 PM

Live by the sword
Die by the sword
Blood on your hands
And it on mine

Not one second more
Neither one the less
When the knight comes
Your hands be cleaned

M_Six · 10-19-2019, 06:17 PM

Went to CVS today to get a flu shot and the girl at the pharmacy looks at me and says, "We're out of the hi-dose version." I asked what that meant and she says, "It's for folks 65 and older."

Getting old sucks bad enough without people assuming you're 5 years older than you are.

WestRace · 10-19-2019, 07:06 PM

The more you learn
The more you know
Then more you realize
There're more you don't

The faster you go
The more inertia gained
The more you likely
Will hit a wall

Why don't you stop
And smell the coffee
Then more you realize
You've tried in vain

GenXer · 10-21-2019, 04:24 AM

I'm realizing the disadvantages of middle management; the added stress, long hours and mediocre pay without any of the benefit. I'm too old to move down and too stupid to move up. So I'll just work until I die or retire whichever comes first.

WestRace · 10-21-2019, 06:43 PM

Resistance if futile lols.

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Here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time

WhiteSnake

nyalpine90 · 10-24-2019, 09:55 AM

soooooo i tried doing a simple mod, swapping out black start stop button with red one.
NOW it came with sticky clay that you press down on button and with minimal force the button should come off... well i couldnt get it off lol

should i use bubble gum or what

Turkish Pickle · 10-24-2019, 11:24 AM

it's too quiet in here nowadays :I

upstatedoc · 10-24-2019, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

it's too quiet in here nowadays :I

well have you done any dumb shit lately that you want to get off your chest?

Rmtt · 10-24-2019, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

well have you done any dumb shit lately that you want to get off your chest?

I will go in his place.

Yesterday evening while in the Grocery store, there was a guy that ended up in the same aisle with me on several locations. He was on his cell phone, talking extremely loud, and cut me off a few times where I had to stop my cart because he just stepped over in front of me.

After about the 4th time of him doing it... he stopped dead in his tracks again and I just ran into him. I think I got the cart halfway up his hamstring as he buckled to the floor before I caught myself and pulled the cart back...trying to make it look like an accident.

He got up, looked at me and never got off his phone. I just said "My Bad" and walked past him.

My wife scolded me when we got in the car. She was like "you did that on purpose"...and I pretty much agreed with her.

Now I feel bad about it....somewhat.

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