10-21-2013, 06:44 AM | #1 |
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Okay, she is on top for a while. Now, you want to rollover and complete the act. But, she is too small and you're too big.
So, as you rollover together, you crush her or your wee wee falls out and then she is too sore and it's all over, right? No! Instead of rolling over on the bed, lift her up while you are still in her and go in the other direction off the bed. Then, just spin around while standing on the floor and lay her butt back down on the bed perpendicularly! Mission accomplished. Or should I say missionary accomplished. |
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Just one more taste...
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10-21-2013, 09:15 AM | #5 |
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Her turn will come. For the mean time, she can keep watching
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10-21-2013, 09:25 AM | #6 |
is probably out riding.
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Especially if it's so small that it "falls out".
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It's not just that it's small---it's just that some of us are larger (not in a good way) than we like and rolling over on her is one quick way to kill the mood. We all are not PUAs like Mr. Tonka! |
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Hit the gym.
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Try the tip and then come back and let us know. |
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You can run on a treadmill at the gym too, or take a spin class.
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description was complicated I had to imagine it like 10 times in my head and i'm still not sure I get what was described
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is probably out riding.
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I thought this might come up. I made a tutorial.
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Missionary is not on the top list of how women like to finish. The best is woman on top with her back against your chest. As the blood rushes to her head its a great sensation since her head is back against your shoulder. If she's sore, the blood rushing to her head will distract her. Its the best position.
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FWIW: I think OP explained the process a little too in depth.
If she is on top, "stradle her" and lift her up and stay "connected" if you will, and lay her perpendicular to the bed remaining "connected", and then pursuing a continuation in a new format, rather than trying to roll over without your sheer mass crushing her to death (for those of you who are proportionately unhealthy or don't know what you're doing). |
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