04-24-2013, 05:10 PM | #1 |
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Woman Buys a BMW..funny!!!
Just a joke, but I thought it was a good one!!
Buying a BMW: A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is salesman. "Good day Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, I'm sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price. |
04-30-2013, 10:05 AM | #5 |
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I didn't write it, just posted it. Sorry if it offends the female gender. Please substitute the word "person", that way it remains neutral and nobody will be upset.
I also should have known that women do not fart, at least that's what I've been told. Last edited by M6-4KIX; 04-30-2013 at 10:14 AM.. |
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