Confess here

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

I feel for you. My former expectations joining here years ago were more like cars and stuff and no wannabe-bunnies.
But to be honest: Im just a guy like other, as long as I don't got prancercized, Im fine

I love to prancercise people.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I suspect you and I would get along quite well in real life lol.

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I bet you're right, but you're probably a sensible and well-adjusted chap nonetheless.

We wear the mask that grins and lies...

We Wear the Mask.
-Paul Lawrence Dunbar.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Sayeth the one who implicity requested T&A pics of MKSixer latest woman....the lady doth protest too much, methinks!

Boy did I give you ammunition! That was a blonde moment and I'm not blonde.

[JP10]

My hair is ridiculously long right now, and I confess I'm a little scared to go to the barber since moving. Have never enjoyed getting my haircut, very agitating.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Boy did I give you ammunition! That was a blonde moment and I'm not blonde.

On the plus side, I believe everyone on the forum (which now includes you) is now very clear that when pics are requested, those provided will not be of the professional headshot variety...

We all have to laugh at ourselves though, helps immensely with all the other stuff.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

We wear the mask that grins and lies...

We Wear the Mask.
-Paul Lawrence Dunbar.

"Nobody looks good in brown lipstick."
-Frank Zappa

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by JP10

My hair is ridiculously long right now, and I confess I'm a little scared to go to the barber since moving. Have never enjoyed getting my haircut, very agitating.

go man bun

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by JP10

My hair is ridiculously long right now, and I confess I'm a little scared to go to the barber since moving. Have never enjoyed getting my haircut, very agitating.

If you were around St. Paul, I'd take you my barber and it'd be a whole new experience that would put you at ease. Saturdays are PARTY TIME!!! It's a lively social scene, in the neighborhood I call home (not where I presently live). There's usually 8-10 guys waiting at the door at 8 AM when the joint opens. By 8:01, there's 10 guys sitting around with beers in their hands. The jokes and the gossip and the bullshit are flying hot and heavy. I get a great haircut and get caught up on all the important goings-on. It's a hoot. The cops don't bug us, because it's where they all get their haircuts and we'll typically see 2 or 3 of them there on a Saturday.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I love to prancercise people.
...

Man, nothing derails my focus like geriatric camel-toe. The nightmares, where she leaps up and catches a Frisbee with it, had just started to die off...so thanks a lot for reviving that whole ordeal. Jesus H.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

go man bun

The term "man bun" is an oxymoron.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

The term "man bun" is an oxymoron.

Too many of then cropping up on teens at the gym, I tell them it's why their arms are so small.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Too many of then cropping up on teens at the gym, I tell them it's why their arms are so small.

That's fantastic.

[1MOREMOD]

I'm old and grumpy dont put up with them looking like a monkey fucking a football and move them out of my way.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Mine are more like paws. A little under 8" long, but 4-1/4" wide and as thick as a $50 rib-eye. I could never throw a spiral worth a shit. It was like trying to pick up a basketball with a Channel-Lock. But I can shoot 200 rounds out of a .44 mag and still brush my teeth when I get home.

Same here....slightly over 8", and 4.5" wide. I trained for years with a world champion armwrestler, and we did a lot of grip and forearm work.

So my hands are thick as well. And from using different diameter bars in the gym, training with him, etc.....my grip is very strong.

Even my Aikido instructers have commented about it. If I get my hands on you....more than likely they aren't coming off unless I pull them away.

And they don't tire. I cam do "Farmers Walks" around the gym forever without really fatiguing them.

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Man, nothing derails my focus like geriatric camel-toe. The nightmares, where she leaps up and catches a Frisbee with it, had just started to die off...so thanks a lot for reviving that whole ordeal. Jesus H.

i've never actually watched that video, thanks for reminding me why i shouldn't

[Dpc2u]

Originally Posted by Darth One

i've never actually watched that video, thanks for reminding me why i shouldn't

Seriously? You haven't earned your Prancersize badge yet? You only live once!

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Same here....slightly over 8", and 4.5" wide. I trained for years with a world champion armwrestler, and we did a lot of grip and forearm work.

So my hands are thick as well. And from using different diameter bars in the gym, training with him, etc.....my grip is very strong.

Even my Aikido instructers have commented about it. If I get my hands on you....more than likely they aren't coming off unless I pull them away.

And they don't tire. I cam do "Farmers Walks" around the gym forever without really fatiguing them.

I wrestled in high school, and strong hands are a major asset. We did a lot of grip and wrist work.

I can remember in high school going to have a new bowling ball drilled, and the pro shop guy looks at my hand and nearly spit his dentures out. Gloves never fit me worth shit; in an XL the palm is nice and snug but I've got 1" of floppy emptiness hanging off each finger.

I also worked outside all winter long for 20 years in Minnesota, handling lots of cold lumber and steel. I don't have a lot of feeling left in my hands. People are always shocked at how I can handle hot things off the stove or out of the oven.

I'm only 5'7" and 180 pounds, with a 31" waist. I wore a size 13 wedding ring. Size 11 or 11-1/2 shoes (46-47 European). I come from a long line of burly and thirsty Irishmen. The big feet help us stay upright after several pints.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I wrestled in high school, and strong hands are a major asset. We did a lot of grip and wrist work.

I can remember in high school going to have a new bowling ball drilled, and the pro shop guy looks at my hand and nearly spit his dentures out. Gloves never fit me worth shit; in an XL the palm is nice and snug but I've got 1" of floppy emptiness hanging off each finger.

I also worked outside all winter long for 20 years in Minnesota, handling lots of cold lumber and steel. I don't have a lot of feeling left in my hands. People are always shocked at how I can handle hot things off the stove or out of the oven.

I'm only 5'7" and 180 pounds, with a 31" waist. I wore a size 13 wedding ring. Size 11 or 11-1/2 shoes (46-47 European). I come from a long line of burly and thirsty Irishmen. The big feet help us stay upright after several pints.

Lol.....same here! I'm about 5'7" on a good day, and usually stay around the 200lb Mark. Waist is 30"-31" but I have to get jeans in a 34" waist to get my legs into. Size 11 shoes as well.

It's hard to buy clothes off the rack that fit well as I like to keep covered up, but that usually means something that looks too baggy on me. I can't stand tight clothing. Plus I always am conscious of my posture trying not to look like a douche bag.

Seen a guy in the grocery store yesterday who was wearing clothes to accent the fact that he worked out, but his stomach was the biggest thing about him. You could spot him across the store as he had imaginary lat syndrome going on.....looked like he was carrying suitcases.

I just don't get it.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Darth One

i've never actually watched that video, thanks for reminding me why i shouldn't

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. Are you joking? I truly thought you had your Prancercise credentials in order. This CANNOT stand. I don't even know who you are any longer. What must we do to correct this egregious omission?

Originally Posted by Dpc2u

Seriously? You haven't earned your Prancersize badge yet? You only live once!

Many thanks for exposing this scandalous omission. We must share Prancersize to all and allow it to spread like the Corona Virus.

[cmyx6go]

I don't know where to put this so I'll put it here.

I pulled into a parking lot yesterday behind a 340 M sport. It was a really nice color blue, clean and and shiny. As I head towards my perfect end spot, I see the driver is doing the same. I park behind him. As we both exit our vehicles, I say "Love the color, what is it?" He looks at me like I have two heads and says Blue. No shit. I started to ask the name of the color but knew it was useless. The car gave me the impression he was an enthusiast. Are the demographics of the BMW driver changing or do we here the minority?

[JP10]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Lol.....same here! I'm about 5'7" on a good day, and usually stay around the 200lb Mark. Waist is 30"-31" but I have to get jeans in a 34" waist to get my legs into. Size 11 shoes as well.

It's hard to buy clothes off the rack that fit well as I like to keep covered up, but that usually means something that looks too baggy on me. I can't stand tight clothing. Plus I always am conscious of my posture trying not to look like a douche bag.

Seen a guy in the grocery store yesterday who was wearing clothes to accent the fact that he worked out, but his stomach was the biggest thing about him. You could spot him across the store as he had imaginary lat syndrome going on.....looked like he was carrying suitcases.

I just don't get it.

About the same sizes as you guys to the tee. 8" hands, not sure where to measure on the palm, 3 3/4" knuckle to knuckle, 4.5" from the diagonal. 11-11.5 shoes. Y'all have some years on my so I'm sure my palms will thicken up. My father instilled in all of us at a young age that a firm handshake will take you far in life, I've always prided myself on a pretty wicked handshake lol.

I feel you on the clothes, it's a damb struggle. 5' 10", 190-200 depends on the week. Probably a 32" waist and need to buy 36" for my legs. Always have bunches around my waist since I gotta pull my belt tight to keep everything up. My fiance is always buying shirts an shit for me. Whenever I try them on I say the same thing, too tight around my back/shoulders/arms. She says they fit nice, but I just hate that feeling. Would rather wear a baggy shirt.

There's probably 3 guys in my gym that look exactly as you described.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Darth One

i've never actually watched that video, thanks for reminding me why i shouldn't

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. Are you joking? I truly thought you had your Prancercise credentials in order. This CANNOT stand. I don't even know who you are any longer. What must we do to correct this egregious omission?

DON'T
DO
IT!

Run. I caved under pressure and I'm scarred for life. You can't unsee it.