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wdb · 10-13-2018, 08:07 PM

I drove my underpowered car in the cold. With the top down. I liked it.

F30lolz · 10-13-2018, 08:52 PM

A stripper who looked like Cardi B (I don’t find her attractive) GAVE ME a $5 tip.

****** · 10-13-2018, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

A stripper who looked like Cardi B (I don’t find her attractive) GAVE ME a $5 tip.

Lol...yeah, I’ve been there. The attractive ones never tip.

Darth One · 10-14-2018, 01:39 PM

I'm dead drunk again at 2 pm for the second day in a row, and posting nonsense on bimmerpost in random places

Darth One · 10-14-2018, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I'm dead drunk again at 2 pm for the second day in a row, and posting nonsense on bimmerpost in random places

Oops. I meant to post this in the bragging thread

MKSixer · 10-14-2018, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I'm dead drunk again at 2 pm for the second day in a row, and posting nonsense on bimmerpost in random places

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Originally Posted by Darth One

Oops. I meant to post this in the bragging thread

It's the rare statement that fits both perfectly. Congratulations!

Joekerr · 10-15-2018, 12:33 PM

It was snowing the other day. I still haven't put the snow tires on either my car or my wife's car.

If it continually dips below freezing, it is going to be like driving on hockey pucks, with about as much grip.

It was nice on Sunday though, got up to about 12C or something, thought about just putting the tires on myself instead of dragging the car to a shop, but then we went for a walk as a family instead.

F30lolz · 10-15-2018, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

It was snowing the other day. I still haven't put the snow tires on either my car or my wife's car.

If it continually dips below freezing, it is going to be like driving on hockey pucks, with about as much grip.

It was nice on Sunday though, got up to about 12C or something, thought about just putting the tires on myself instead of dragging the car to a shop, but then we went for a walk as a family instead.

Time for you to put on the big boy pants.

Joekerr · 10-15-2018, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Time for you to put on the big boy pants.

I know, I know, but I really struggle with the right leg. Trips me up every time. I get the left leg in no problem, but the right...it just, I don't know...so I just wind up giving up and sucking on my thumb for a little while.

________ · 10-15-2018, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Time for you to put on the big boy pants.

I know, I know, but I really struggle with the right leg. Trips me up every time. I get the left leg in no problem, but the right...it just, I don't know...so I just wind up giving up and sucking on my thumb for a little while.

Interesting...

For me it's my middle leg that gets in the way...

King Rudi · 10-15-2018, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I know, I know, but I really struggle with the right leg. Trips me up every time. I get the left leg in no problem, but the right...it just, I don't know...so I just wind up giving up and sucking on my thumb for a little while.

It's my middle leg that always gives me the problems.

UncleWede · 10-15-2018, 01:47 PM

For all y'all, try putting on the trouble leg FIRST

#whining

Guess I need to confess something: I really want to give you all

________ · 10-15-2018, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I know, I know, but I really struggle with the right leg. Trips me up every time. I get the left leg in no problem, but the right...it just, I don't know...so I just wind up giving up and sucking on my thumb for a little while.

It's my middle leg that always gives me the problems.

Lol at you copying my life struggle

King Rudi · 10-15-2018, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I know, I know, but I really struggle with the right leg. Trips me up every time. I get the left leg in no problem, but the right...it just, I don't know...so I just wind up giving up and sucking on my thumb for a little while.

It's my middle leg that always gives me the problems.

Lol at you copying my life struggle

It's not a life struggle for me just an annoyance. My life struggle is keeping it in my sock during the day. I hate it when it comes out and drags the ground.

Joekerr · 10-15-2018, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Interesting...

For me it's my middle leg that gets in the way...

My right leg is a little shorter than my left, so everything hangs right. Capisce?

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

It's not a life struggle for me just an annoyance. My life struggle is keeping it in my sock during the day. I hate it when it comes out and drags the ground.

I presume any lady who wishes to enjoy your company gets a complimentary UTI as well then?

King Rudi · 10-15-2018, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

My right leg is a little shorter than my left, so everything hangs right. Capisce?

I presume any lady who wishes to enjoy your company gets a complimentary UTI as well then?

Does this mean that you walk in circles?

A complimentary UTI??? Well yeah! of course they do....and probably other complimentary gifts they'll discover later. A night with me is like the jelly of the month club, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

C'mon man, let me pretend about my micro-penis online without all this UTI talk. If any of the women on here find out I have a mini and slinging UTI's none of the hotties on here will want to talk to me.

Joekerr · 10-15-2018, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Does this mean that you walk in circles?

Nah, I utilize knowledge gained from my old Air Cadet days, I have my left leg on regular march, but my right leg is doing double time march to compensate, keeps me on the straight and narrow, gets me to where I'm going.

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A complimentary UTI??? Well yeah! of course they do....and probably other complimentary gifts they'll discover later. A night with me is like the jelly of the month club, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

C'mon man, let me pretend about my micro-penis online without all this UTI talk. If any of the women on here find out I have a mini and slinging UTI's none of the hotties on here will want to talk to me.

It's ok, I feel you. I'm not slinging UTI's, but with my micro-penis, I often times get confused at the urinal and grab my belly button by mistake (ever so slight outie rather than innie). Sigh. Confession number....3?

King Rudi · 10-15-2018, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Nah, I utilize knowledge gained from my old Air Cadet days, I have my left leg on regular march, but my right leg is doing double time march to compensate, keeps me on the straight and narrow, gets me to where I'm going.

It's ok, I feel you. I'm not slinging UTI's, but with my micro-penis, I often times get confused at the urinal and grab my belly button by mistake (ever so slight outie rather than innie). Sigh. Confession number....3?

I'll stop with 3 today. I feel that anything else posted in this thread could do irreparable damage to my online ego.

Yapakanichi · 10-16-2018, 05:44 PM

Got fired yesterday....I'll wait a few weeks before getting another job.

BSM n54iS · 10-16-2018, 06:03 PM

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Got fired yesterday....I'll wait a few weeks before getting another job.

For what??? Didn't show up high? dam sorry dude

upstatedoc · 10-16-2018, 06:33 PM

Wait, was this the weed job?

Yapakanichi · 10-16-2018, 06:35 PM

No it's extremely complicated. Well my version is I got fired for making an inquiry about why tips are being shared like they are. However, I was told because I was making errors. Kinda fishy considering I had just sent an email out inquiring about the tip policy. Like the next day.

Guess this means I'll wash the car tomorrow....mow the yard...clean the house. Got time now, might as well do it.

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Joekerr Banned 7929 Rep 1,923 Posts Drives: 2017 Audi S6 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto, ON iTrader: (0)	It was snowing the other day. I still haven't put the snow tires on either my car or my wife's car. If it continually dips below freezing, it is going to be like driving on hockey pucks, with about as much grip. It was nice on Sunday though, got up to about 12C or something, thought about just putting the tires on myself instead of dragging the car to a shop, but then we went for a walk as a family instead.
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Yapakanichi Monkey Marshall 623 Rep 218 Posts Drives: 2005 Z4 3.0i Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	No it's extremely complicated. Well my version is I got fired for making an inquiry about why tips are being shared like they are. However, I was told because I was making errors. Kinda fishy considering I had just sent an email out inquiring about the tip policy. Like the next day. Guess this means I'll wash the car tomorrow....mow the yard...clean the house. Got time now, might as well do it.
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