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      07-22-2020, 04:58 PM   #1
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VAG (Volkswagen Auto Group) Jokes and Puns

I always knew that the initials for a Volkswagen Auto Group were VAG. Until someone pointed out that the initials were also an abbreviation for a part of the body, I never noticed it. Now I can never look at Volkswagen Auto Group, or VAG, the same again.

I thought I would start a thread with jokes and puns. I'll kick it off:

Maybe I'll just buy a Volkswagen to say that I'm in a vag. So when I get a phone call while I'm driving my vag, I'll pick up the phone and say "pardon me, but I'm enjoying my time in a vag right now, so I cannot speak."

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A vag is a terrible thing to waste. So don't get into a car accident.
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What color looks best on a vag? I prefer my BMWs in blue or white. I'm not a big fan of red.

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Cover that vag. This physician from Edmonton did.
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Here's the link. You'll appreciate this if you're a physician:

https://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/edmonton...-car-1.4890806
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I prefer BMWs in blue or white
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Oh it's on now...
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This is just mean. They gotta drive around in a half-priced Audi, and now you are making fun of them too.
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