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      05-29-2016, 09:48 AM   #265
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I get in front of people going slow in the left lane and go slower until they get pissed and pass me. I imagine they are cussing me out the same way I was doing them when they were in my way.
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      05-29-2016, 10:39 AM   #266
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To clarify, did you screw her like lil Wayne, or was SHE like lil Wayne. After the hood incident, it is important to know as I rebuild my image of you.
She was not like Lil wayne. Tall dark haired chick.
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      05-29-2016, 11:08 AM   #267
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      05-29-2016, 11:32 AM   #269
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      05-29-2016, 11:40 AM   #270
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I play with myself........because no-one else will
When i saw from the OT lobby that you posted in this thread i was REALLY hoping that you had confessed to your bedazzled jean collection.


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      05-29-2016, 12:49 PM   #271
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I play with myself........because no-one else will
When i saw from the OT lobby that you posted in this thread i was REALLY hoping that you had confessed to your bedazzled jean collection.


He didn't say what was around his ankles while he did it. He needs to come clean slowly. Lots of baggage to unload.
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      05-29-2016, 01:29 PM   #272
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I was running with my dogs behind this arguing couple. I pictured them being a bp couple and I followed them for 4km because it was interesting as an image


That was pretty much the low point of my weekend.
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      05-29-2016, 01:34 PM   #273
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I was running with my dogs behind this arguing couple. I pictured them being a bp couple and I followed them for 4km because it was interesting as an image


That was pretty much the high point of my weekend.
FTFY.
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FTFY.
No clue what that means!
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      05-29-2016, 02:52 PM   #275
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No clue what that means!
Fixed That For You.

I quoted your post and fixed it for you by changing something.
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      05-29-2016, 02:57 PM   #276
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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      05-29-2016, 03:02 PM   #277
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Fixed That For You.

I quoted your post and fixed it for you by changing something.
Oh see blonde here!

Also my fourth language that I seldom use now again...

Yeah no, it was litos vs his bp female version. Interesting image for me but I'm quite weird.
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      05-29-2016, 05:17 PM   #278
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      05-29-2016, 05:53 PM   #279
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      05-29-2016, 06:05 PM   #280
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      05-30-2016, 01:11 AM   #282
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      05-30-2016, 08:19 AM   #283
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ok

* I allegedly drove too fast (150mph on uk motorway) theirs no extradition treaty?

* I've bought porno mags, watch porn and have an xhamster account (allegedly)

* I 3 timed my girlfriend, with 2 other females, one whom was my moms friend; not at the same time (2 in a bed ...ahhh I can dream)

* My previous car was an 02' neon

* I have an //M badge on a none m sport car (it does have m sport package

* I faked being asleep when I was just too butt tired to make out with my missus

* I fancy Marge Simpson and Louis from Family Guy

* I've lost track of the amount of sickies I've taken where I am not sick

* I'm not as big as what I make out to be (to the ladies)

I'll quit while I'm ahead

phew that felt good
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      05-30-2016, 09:12 AM   #285
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i can relate to this. it's weird to explain.
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