Confess here

Ali Shiralian · 04-09-2018, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Drove my parents cars around the yard without permission or a license (of course) when I was 10.

This is almost identical to when I was 13 and my dad had just bought his BMW, a 528 I with extended bumpers in royal blue, left town on the same day on a business trip and gave the keys to my mom and told her make sure non of the kids go even near the car never mind opening the doors. Long story short once he'd left, I convinced my mom to give me the keys so I can at least see the interior. To this day I have no idea why she fell for it so I took the cat to my friends house, picked him up then went to pick up another buddy and drove the car on the Hwy doing 180 kilo and on a tiny alleyway scarteched the side of the brand new car. Drove the car back home gave the keys to my mom and packed a back pack and went to hide in my aunts house for a week.

Cheers

King Rudi · 04-10-2018, 08:21 AM

My ex-wife (who isn't very smart) used to ask me meanings of words and phrases she would overhear in conversations. I would intentionally give her the wrong info just to secretly laugh to myself when I would hear her try to use the word or phrase in conversation later. (i.e. the word defecate - I remember telling her that this meant to put a lot of thought and effort into something. The look on peoples faces when they would compliment her on things such as meals only to hear her say that she took a long time defecating on it.)

This happened so often and for so long that she, still to this day, has no idea what I told her what was accurate or false. I do love, that now after almost 10 years of being divorced, she will get upset with me and throw some big words out there that she still has no clue their true meaning.

Do I feel guilty or bad about it? Nah, she has the same ability to use the interweb as anyone else to find answers. I would love to hear someone interview her for a job now.

Moral of the story.....don't mess with Scorpios.

upstatedoc · 04-10-2018, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Gray_Panther

I don't respect my future mother in law.

go on...

Never_Enough · 04-10-2018, 08:39 AM

I love titties.

Gray_Panther · 04-10-2018, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

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Originally Posted by Gray_Panther

I don't respect my future mother in law.

go on...

Let's put it this way. If Pandora's box was in front of her she would open it. All the world will fall into ruin and after an extensive period of time the world would come back together again.

And one day Pandora's box would appear in front of her again, she would open it again! Even after realizing that it was her fault the first time.

///M Power-Belgium · 04-10-2018, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Gray_Panther

I don't respect my future mother in law.

That's a normal reaction .

///M Power-Belgium · 04-10-2018, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

I love titties.

Cup size ?

upstatedoc · 04-10-2018, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

That's a normal reaction .

i disagree phil, I love my ex-mother in law, best lady ever. My ex however did not get along very well with my mom.

///M Power-Belgium · 04-10-2018, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

i disagree phil, I love my ex-mother in law, best lady ever. My ex however did not get along very well with my mom.

I see . But like usual... Chicks are always complicated .

BuiltnBoostedZ · 04-10-2018, 02:39 PM

My first car, an Olds 442, which didn't run when I bought it from my dad for $1500, I'd drive around my neighbor after I fixed it at 14 years old. He brought home a Honda Passport 70cc scooter the year before. His exact words were, "that things been sitting for a decade, you'll never get it running, but here you go. He ate it words twice...I was riding the scooter and driving the 442 a day after he dropped them off with a tow truck.

BSM n54iS · 04-10-2018, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Just_Jody

My ex-wife (who isn't very smart) used to ask me meanings of words and phrases she would overhear in conversations. I would intentionally give her the wrong info just to secretly laugh to myself when I would hear her try to use the word or phrase in conversation later. (i.e. the word defecate - I remember telling her that this meant to put a lot of thought and effort into something. The look on peoples faces when they would compliment her on things such as meals only to hear her say that she took a long time defecating on it.)

This happened so often and for so long that she, still to this day, has no idea what I told her what was accurate or false. I do love, that now after almost 10 years of being divorced, she will get upset with me and throw some big words out there that she still has no clue their true meaning.

Do I feel guilty or bad about it? Nah, she has the same ability to use the interweb as anyone else to find answers. I would love to hear someone interview her for a job now.

Moral of the story.....don't mess with Scorpios.

We're on the same page bro

Lol that's fuckin great!

Never_Enough · 04-11-2018, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Cup size ?

I love all titties, but the bigger the better

1MOREMOD · 04-11-2018, 03:06 PM

You may suffocate

///M Power-Belgium · 04-11-2018, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

I love all titties, but the bigger the better

Yeah . I understand the situation .

upstatedoc · 04-11-2018, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Cup size ?

I love all titties, but the bigger the better

I agree with this statement with the exception of banana titties

UncleWede · 04-11-2018, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

banana titties

I know this isn't going to turn out well, but I need to go home and do some new

MKSixer · 04-11-2018, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I know this isn't going to turn out well, but I need to go home and do some new

You should know better than search for something like that. Are you going to search for toes next?

UncleWede · 04-11-2018, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I know this isn't going to turn out well, but I need to go home and do some new

You should know better than search for something like that. Are you going to search for toes next?

I have a friend that already supplies toes and workout videos

MKSixer · 04-11-2018, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I have a friend that already supplies toes and workout videos

I know that guy. You should stay clear...

UncleWede · 04-11-2018, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I have a friend that already supplies toes and workout videos

I know that guy. You should stay clear...

Sometimes friends are more important than comfort

MKSixer · 04-12-2018, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Sometimes fiends are more important than comfort

FTFY.

King Rudi · 04-13-2018, 02:02 PM

Taking the girlfriend to dinner tonight. Plans were made after I ate lunch. She wants hibachi.....I ate hibachi for lunch. Shit.

04-10-2018, 08:21 AM	#1036
King Rudi Lieutenant Colonel 13154 Rep 1,965 Posts Drives: Meat Suit Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Planet Earth iTrader: (0)	My ex-wife (who isn't very smart) used to ask me meanings of words and phrases she would overhear in conversations. I would intentionally give her the wrong info just to secretly laugh to myself when I would hear her try to use the word or phrase in conversation later. (i.e. the word defecate - I remember telling her that this meant to put a lot of thought and effort into something. The look on peoples faces when they would compliment her on things such as meals only to hear her say that she took a long time defecating on it.) This happened so often and for so long that she, still to this day, has no idea what I told her what was accurate or false. I do love, that now after almost 10 years of being divorced, she will get upset with me and throw some big words out there that she still has no clue their true meaning. Do I feel guilty or bad about it? Nah, she has the same ability to use the interweb as anyone else to find answers. I would love to hear someone interview her for a job now. Moral of the story.....don't mess with Scorpios.
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King Rudi Lieutenant Colonel 13154 Rep 1,965 Posts Drives: Meat Suit Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Planet Earth iTrader: (0)	Taking the girlfriend to dinner tonight. Plans were made after I ate lunch. She wants hibachi.....I ate hibachi for lunch. Shit.
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