You know you're old when...

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I’m glad your angel was there! Try falling from the top to the bottom of a spiral staircase in the guesthouse. This picture shows where my feet slammed up against the wall at the bottom. The marks at the top are over 5 feet up the wall. On the way down, I thought I was gonna break my neck or split my head open on the tile floor at the bottom. I used up one of my nine lives that night, meow!

Always figured you for a pussy

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Always figured you for a pussy

That was a good one, I’ll give you that. But, I am what I eat, on a daily basis. Usually twice a day. I go to bed with one in my mouth and I wake up with a different one in my mouth. It makes me go pppppprrrrrrrr!

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

That was a good one, I’ll give you that. But, I am what I eat, on a daily basis. Usually twice a day. I go to bed with one in my mouth and I wake up with a different one in my mouth. It makes me go pppppprrrrrrrr!

Nobody cares.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Nobody cares.

But yet, to this day, you continue to read and respond! You must be so fucking bored. Anyway Ciao! I have two naked girlfriends playing upstairs. I need to go make a sandwich outa that!

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

But yet, to this day, you continue to read and respond! You must be so fucking bored. Anyway Ciao! I have two naked girlfriends playing upstairs. I need to go make a sandwich outa that!

As it's been stated to you NUMEROUS times but you're too stupid to get it, reading does not imply enjoying, nor wanting to see.

Most people of reasonable intelligence (I'm assuming you're not one of them based on your comments) read most things in a thread pretty quickly without conscious effort. We scroll down the page, and read most posts in a matter of seconds. It only takes a few seconds to read your dribble, and wish you hadn't, but sadly by then it's too late.

I'm sure you open a page and look closely at the authors name, and make a conscious effort to move your eyeballs down to read their post or not based on how you value their input - but if you were that skilled, you'd be ignoring people like me by now because you would know I would never have anything nice to say about you - but you still read it. You must love what I say - I feel so touched by that.

I'm off to cook lobster for dinner. Enjoy your crabs.

[M_Six]

When aching joints in your hands become a part of life just like the non-stop tinnitus in your ears.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by dinonz

As it's been stated to you NUMEROUS times but you're too stupid to get it, reading does not imply enjoying, nor wanting to see.

Most people of reasonable intelligence (I'm assuming you're not one of them based on your comments) read most things in a thread pretty quickly without conscious effort. We scroll down the page, and read most posts in a matter of seconds. It only takes a few seconds to read your dribble, and wish you hadn't, but sadly by then it's too late.

I'm sure you open a page and look closely at the authors name, and make a conscious effort to move your eyeballs down to read their post or not based on how you value their input - but if you were that skilled, you'd be ignoring people like me by now because you would know I would never have anything nice to say about you - but you still read it. You must love what I say - I feel so touched by that.

I'm off to cook lobster for dinner. Enjoy your crabs.

I couldn’t give two fucks what you have to say. Or, what you think of me. I only continue to tell my life stories because it continues to twist the panties of losers like you. I don’t know why you keep attacking my intelligence. I guess that’s all you got. Whatever my intelligence, I’m doing better than 99.999999915% of the population on this planet. Now, if you’re really smart, you’ll be able to figure out where I stand on the financial scale. But, I doubt you’ll be able to figure that out. One thing is for sure. I’m doing a lot better than you are! Now, you’ll have to excuse me. My third girlfriend just came home from the gym and she needs my attention.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I’m doing better than 99.999999915% of the population on this planet. Now, if you’re really smart, you’ll be able to figure out where I stand on the financial scale. But, I doubt you’ll be able to figure that out. One thing is for sure. I’m doing a lot better than you are!

You're such an ignorant egomaniac that you don't realize you're probably not

[rwheels]

A couple of you guys sound like kids. This is the codgers thread, if I remember correctly.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by dinonz

You're such an ignorant egomaniac that you don't realize you're probably not

I don’t even care what I am, or what you think I am. Hold on, got stink finger, need to wipe that off.

Ok, what difference does it make in the end? One day, I’ll be dead a gone and no one will give a shit. So, what difference does it make? We can’t be all boring, like you. God, could you imagine if everyone on this planet were that boring? That would be sad.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by rwheels

A couple of you guys sound like kids. This is the codgers thread, if I remember correctly.

I'm having fun - he's getting angry because he thinks I salivate over his dribble, and his anger shows he's only here to show off and to tug his todger. Any harder and he's going to yank it right off!

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by rwheels

A couple of you guys sound like kids. This is the codgers thread, if I remember correctly.

Oh yeah, I’m 56 and can still get it up. I’ll go find the middle age thread.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by dinonz

I'm having fun - he's getting angry because he thinks I salivate over his dribble, and his anger shows he's only here to show off and to tug his todger. Any harder and he's going to yank it right off!

I’m not getting angry. You’re the one who’s panties get twisted up!

[Cyn-BMW]

Ciao old guys. I have to go finish girlfriend number three.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I’m not getting angry. You’re the one who’s panties get twisted up!

Of course you are - because you read every post I put up, and react to it.

[rwheels]

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by rwheels

That's great! I must be the little guy cause Cyn has repeatedly told us all what a big man his is

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by rwheels

I'd call it a draw at the end.

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by M_Six

When aching joints in your hands become a part of life just like the non-stop tinnitus in your ears.

My tinnitus started while I was in the Army and has never gone away. That was 54 years ago. Our generous VA granted me $145.00 a month for the annoyance.

As to my aching joints, I take a dip in my spa every late afternoon, rain or shine. Great relief, even if only temporary.

[Esteban]

I'm old but don't really have any aches or pains. No tinnitus either. Hope saying that doesn't jinx me.

*Knocks on wood*

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by rwheels

A couple of you guys sound like kids. This is the codgers thread, if I remember correctly.

Somebody needs to get off our lawns.....

[King Rudi]

I've recently become the oldest guy at the gym during the time slot that I go. Different breed of youngsters these days. Loud grunting, dropping weights and none of them re-rack or pick up after themselves.