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EALm4 · 06-15-2016, 01:31 PM

bimmette tell us about some of those skeletons you have hiding in your closet.

bimmette · 06-15-2016, 01:32 PM

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bimmette tell us about some of those skeletons you have hiding in your closet.

Nope.

jtodd_fl · 06-15-2016, 01:33 PM

The alcohol falls
Cascades endlessly in mouth
To mighty liver

bimmette · 06-15-2016, 01:37 PM

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The alcohol falls
Cascades endlessly in mouth
To mighty liver

F30lolz · 06-15-2016, 01:44 PM

When I was a spring chicken at the tender age of 17 and got my e28, I put an ///M badge on it.

EALm4 · 06-15-2016, 01:48 PM

Today's confession:

I only came into the office today just to get free beer

PoorLurker · 06-15-2016, 01:56 PM

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You guys are over my head on this one. Only took English 3 years in high school

And the 4th year is where we all learned consolidation and being concise

PoorLurker · 06-15-2016, 01:58 PM

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The alcohol falls
Cascades endlessly in mouth
To mighty liver

So philosophical because one who repeats said haiku is not a liver but a ...dier

natedog7700 · 06-15-2016, 03:17 PM

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And the 4th year is where we all learned consolidation and being concise

Exactly!

tcpsoft · 06-15-2016, 03:53 PM

Went to a k-pop concert and actually enjoyed some parts of it.

TBN54 · 06-15-2016, 03:54 PM

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Back in college I slept with one of a slight acquaintance's girl friend. It was on a long light of drinking and I had to shit at Waffle House while the group I was with was eating.

Went back to her dorm apartment and she rode me on the edge of her bed that had a VERY nice WHITE down comforter. After she was done and we were going to switch and get more on top of the bed... after she moved and I got up, I noticed there was a HUGE skid mark on the edge of the bed. I guess I didnt wipe my ass that good or barely at all.

So I threw the comforter pretty much all the way to the side and partially off the bed and we did our thing. After she wanted me to stay so I grabbed the comforter and flipped it over so the skid mark wasnt on top (there was another layer of sheets between us and the comforter). I panicked a bit because I didnt want her to make her bed the next day and notice a huge shit stain at the foot of the bed. Sooo I flipped the comforter over. It's all I could think of.

Well the next morning she's up first and wakes me up. I get dressed and we part ways. We never hooked up again and I saw her at a bunch of parties but always in the back of the mind wondered how long it took for her to see it. Did she think it was hers? Did she tell all her friends (probably)?

Lmaoooooo story of the year right here.

UncleWede · 06-15-2016, 06:05 PM

With all these AMAZING haikus in here, I'm going to a graduation party on Friday and drinking sake

For the kids

Allegedly

Aatish · 06-15-2016, 10:11 PM

I don't like big butts, they scare me.

1MOREMOD · 06-15-2016, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I don't like big butts, they scare me.

Ban

Aatish · 06-15-2016, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I don't like big butts, they scare me.

Ban

Some are like pillows. Others (the by ones) are like howitzers. Staring into a howitzer is scary.

jtodd_fl · 06-15-2016, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I don't like big butts, they scare me.

Ban

Some are like pillows. Others (the by ones) are like howitzers. Staring into a howitzer is scary.

This is new to me. Wow, her butt looks like a Howitzer. Are you sure you're looking at the right end? Are you sure it's a she?

1MOREMOD · 06-15-2016, 11:23 PM

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This is new to me. Wow, her butt looks like a Howitzer. Are you sure you're looking at the right end? Are you sure it's a she?

+1, she male experience must have been had

jtodd_fl · 06-15-2016, 11:29 PM

@Aatish what is it you REALLY want to confess tonight? It's OK, this is a safe place. You can tell us.

Aatish · 06-15-2016, 11:35 PM

I don't like big butts, and I cannot lie. Freaky proportions bug me out.

bimmette · 06-15-2016, 11:49 PM

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I don't like big butts, and I cannot lie. Freaky proportions bug me out.

What if she has ginormous boobs to balance out the proportions then?

I think if I was a guy, I wouldn't care for big fat butts either. But I guess I'm biased.

kprocivic · 06-15-2016, 11:50 PM

I wanna confess to banging almost all my coworkers in a 6 year span. girls only, for you freaky ducks in here.

grimlock · 06-15-2016, 11:58 PM

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I wanna confess to banging almost all my coworkers in a 6 year span. girls only, for you freaky ducks in here.

pics or i don't believe a word you say

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