Confess here

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by Darth One

My wife left me at the restaurant in disgust to go shopping. I think I'm in trouble guys

Is that happening right now? If so and you are not feeling good I suggest you call an Uber or Lyft or a cab or someone you trust and go home.

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by Darth One

My wife left me at the restaurant in disgust to go shopping. I think I'm in trouble guys

I suggest you run home, as fast as you possibly can. I’ve heard the increased heart rate will help sober you up….

[Darth One]

At least I have the car keys so she can't leave me. Obv not gonna try to operate the car myself though. So worst case scenario…we leave the car here and both take Ubers?

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Ugh I got hammered from Bellinis and mimosas. Here's my man card, guys.

Hey, I get pretty tipsy off Malibu & Pineapple; giggling all over myself after one key lime pie martini. Man card is safe bro.

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Hey, I get pretty tipsy off Malibu & Pineapple; giggling all over myself after one key lime pie martini. Man card is safe bro.

Not sure if we collectively allow decorative towel and pillow man to be the standard…

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Not sure if we collectively allow decorative towel and pillow man to be the standard…

It's alllllllll in secret. To the world I'm rough & tough.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

It's alllllllll in secret. To the world I'm rough & tough.

You mean you won't kill him?

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Esteban

You mean you won't kill him?

No killing over the holidays. Lol!

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

No killing over the holidays. Lol!

Did he just get lucky?

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Did he just get lucky?

Joy to the world…..

[Darth One]

Ugh sparkling wine is the damn worst. I blame you guys for not stopping me from doing this

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Ugh sparkling wine is the damn worst. I blame you guys for not stopping me from doing this

B

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(didn't even put any fruit in his sparkling wine)

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Did he just get lucky?

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Ugh sparkling wine is the damn worst. I blame you guys for not stopping me from doing this

Well as long as you're in the doghouse you might as well head to the casino

[beehmer101]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

I still listen to boy bands. But we'll just keep that between us.

If the whole world still listened to boy bands, we would be in a better place!

[JJ 911SC]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Ugh sparkling wine is the damn worst. I blame you guys for not stopping me from doing this

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Well as long as you're in the doghouse you might as well head to the casino

And once loose the house, you will be in deep caca...

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by beehmer101

If the whole world still listened to boy bands, we would be in a better place!

So what is your favorite boy band? Inquiring minds want to know

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Ugh I got hammered from Bellinis and mimosas. Here's my man card, guys.

there is nothing wrong with mimosas

it is imho the best kind of drunk, wine drunk a close second

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

there is nothing wrong with mimosas

it is imho the best kind of drunk, wine drunk a close second

Yes, wine is my drink. A nice red zinfandel.

[fiveohwblow]

Cabernet is the business.

[Turkish Pickle]

I will get sloshed off rose in the afternoon as a 6'3, 230lb man and have zero shame about it

[Esteban]

For me it's almost exclusively on a Friday night. I'm getting old - gotta watch the alcohol intake if I want to stay healthy, but you know what I'll be doing this Christmas Eve.

Merry Christmas to you all!