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      10-29-2014, 09:18 PM   #1079
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has anyone seen a baby giraffe?

FUCK MY LIFE. CUTEST THING EVAR.
That thing is almost as ugly as Pugs... Almost.
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      10-29-2014, 09:21 PM   #1080
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That thing is almost as ugly as Pugs... Almost.
Dude. Screw you and your 2014 join date. Pugs are beautiful, and the baby giraffes have 10x the offerings of a pug.


I dismiss you from this thread from here on out. Final warning.
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      10-29-2014, 09:25 PM   #1081
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Dude. Screw you and your 2014 join date. Pugs are beautiful, and the baby giraffes have 10x the offerings of a pug.


I dismiss you from this thread from here on out. Final warning.
Pugs look like they were in a face on collision and survived.
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      10-29-2014, 09:33 PM   #1082
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Pugs look like they were in a face on collision and survived.
What's not adorable about a severe crash victim with face denormality? HUH? NOTHING.
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      10-29-2014, 09:51 PM   #1083
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What's not adorable about a severe crash victim with face denormality? HUH? NOTHING.
Going with everything on this one Bob. There is everything not adorable about a severe crash victim with facial deformity.
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      10-29-2014, 09:52 PM   #1084
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Zoe Saldana has a nice ass
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      10-29-2014, 09:54 PM   #1085
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Zoe Saldana has a nice ass
Can confirm.. among other things. But cannot tell what movies I know her from.

-edit- Ah, new Uhura.

All in all... replying in this thread is far better than other decisions I may or may not have made in recent history.
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      10-30-2014, 06:41 AM   #1086
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Zoe Saldana has a nice ass
She's nice on the eyes.
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      10-30-2014, 07:40 AM   #1087
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Ok I'm sober now, and I still want a giraffe.
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      10-30-2014, 09:24 AM   #1088
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You seen the mess in that giraffe cage? Who's gonna clean that shit up?!! It's bad enough with all the fiber they eat, but their ass is 8 feet from the ground!!! Shit hits at about 98 MPH and splatters EVERYWHERE


Still think they are cute?
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You seen the mess in that giraffe cage? Who's gonna clean that shit up?!! It's bad enough with all the fiber they eat, but their ass is 8 feet from the ground!!! Shit hits at about 98 MPH and splatters EVERYWHERE


Still think they are cute?
Yes, I'm ready for the challenge.
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      10-30-2014, 09:43 AM   #1090
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You seen the mess in that giraffe cage? Who's gonna clean that shit up?!! It's bad enough with all the fiber they eat, but their ass is 8 feet from the ground!!! Shit hits at about 98 MPH and splatters EVERYWHERE


Still think they are cute?
I'm sure you've seen a human baby take a shit. People still think they are cute and want one of their own for some reason....
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      10-30-2014, 11:28 AM   #1091
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I can claim for a fact that I never had the misfortune to have to change my son's shitty diaper. I always kept a female family member close at hand, and they were more than happy to do it.
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I've always changed both of my kids' diapers. I'm proud of that shit!
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If I got stuck in the prison with lil Shitkicker and her nappy were nasty, I *COULD* do it. But I might gag a few times. Why torture myself when there are others clamoring to do the duty themselves?
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Hey there is nothing wrong with delegating whenever possible.
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      10-30-2014, 11:57 AM   #1095
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Just like at the baseball field: NOBODY likes to keep the lines straight nor pull the weeds. I thrive on that shit. They just get out the way.

Wait, is this the bacon thread, or am I losing my memory again?
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You know you're getting bacon when
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      10-30-2014, 12:14 PM   #1097
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You know you're getting bacon, when you're cooking bacon.
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      10-30-2014, 12:28 PM   #1098
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You know you're getting bacon, when you're cooking bacon.
Profound.
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      10-30-2014, 12:48 PM   #1099
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has anyone seen a baby giraffe?

FUCK MY LIFE. CUTEST THING EVAR.


idk why but im sure this is what the character Mr. Bean would have looked like in the giraffe world or when he was a baby.
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