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      09-14-2021, 04:51 PM   #34981
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Let's hear some snarky comments from a guy's shower this time.


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      09-14-2021, 04:53 PM   #34982
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Let's hear some snarky comments from a guy's shower this time.


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It was after his shower he was willing to put up with her shit.



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      09-14-2021, 04:54 PM   #34983
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      09-14-2021, 04:58 PM   #34984
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It was after his shower he was willing to put up with her shit.



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      09-14-2021, 04:59 PM   #34985
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      09-14-2021, 05:32 PM   #34986
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Let's hear some snarky comments from a guy's shower this time.


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My Doctor told me to put a bar in my shower as I get older to prevent falls.
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      09-14-2021, 06:26 PM   #34987
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      09-14-2021, 06:46 PM   #34988
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Let's hear some snarky comments from a guy's shower this time.
I don't spend enough time in the shower to have a drink. 6 minutes max and 4 is normal.
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      09-14-2021, 07:27 PM   #34989
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My Doctor told me to put a bar in my shower as I get older to prevent falls.
At least you haven't had an ambulance crew pick you up out of the shower after a fall...fully dressed! Seriously, my ticker went afib in the bathroom, I blacked out, fell into the tub ripping the shower curtains on the way down, and just stayed there when I came to until the ambulance crew arrived to take me back to the hospital for another three weeks.....




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      09-14-2021, 07:30 PM   #34990
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I don't spend enough time in the shower to have a drink. 6 minutes max and 4 is normal.
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      09-14-2021, 09:00 PM   #34991
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No, I like women.


Practice makes perfect. I've had a few years to practice, and now that I have the benefit of not having to shampoo my hair, I can save time.

Also, if I can reduce my shower/bathroom/prep time, I can sleep a few more minutes. Those 3:30am wakeups hurt.
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      09-15-2021, 12:32 AM   #34992
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      09-15-2021, 02:37 AM   #34993
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At least you haven't had an ambulance crew pick you up out of the shower after a fall...fully dressed! Seriously, my ticker went afib in the bathroom, I blacked out, fell into the tub ripping the shower curtains on the way down, and just stayed there when I came to until the ambulance crew arrived to take me back to the hospital for another three weeks.....




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Sorry you had to go through that. I hope you are better now.

On a lighter note, slipping in the shower reminds me of one of my favorite Big Bang Theory scenes.

Check it out if you want a good laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN7HdooieNk
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      09-15-2021, 04:29 AM   #34994
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'Merica! F*** that metric stuff.
At first I read this as "Metric F*** that metric stuff" and I thought "Royal F*** that imperial (I thought it was "royal") stuff" would just look better.
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      09-15-2021, 05:59 AM   #34995
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Looks like we are back to WTF instead of LOL again. This tread has really gone downhill.
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      09-15-2021, 06:48 AM   #34996
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Yes, time for some reruns. Fall is sort of here, this seems appropriate.
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      09-15-2021, 06:55 AM   #34997
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      09-15-2021, 07:11 AM   #34998
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      09-15-2021, 11:07 AM   #35000
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Man, I hope people get this one.

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      09-15-2021, 01:18 PM   #35002
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Its 35 (mirror and upside down).
Then what is the 30???
It's also a 30. It's reversed and upside down. If you print a 30 on a piece of paper so that you can see it through the other side - flip it over and upside down and it looks like the same 30.
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