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      03-07-2021, 07:20 PM   #111
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      03-07-2021, 11:23 PM   #116
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After watching this video you will remember the lines:
"hey get that bitch outta here!", "dirty a** bitch" and "trailer park trash".

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      03-07-2021, 11:45 PM   #117
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After watching this video you will remember the lines:
"hey get that bitch outta here!", "dirty a** bitch" and "trailer park trash".

My god this is embarrassing to have happened in my state. Especially if you knew that area, not generally the kind of clientele to get into a kerfuffle over luffa’s and Chinese soaps.
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      03-07-2021, 11:47 PM   #118
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My god this is embarrassing to have happened in my state. Especially if you knew that area, not generally the kind of clientele to get into a kerfuffle over luffa’s and Chinese soaps.
That's in Scottsdale, right? I know what you mean. AZ certainly has gotten a lot of attention over the past year or so I must say
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That's in Scottsdale, right? I know what you mean. AZ certainly has gotten a lot of attention over the past year or so I must say
Yes it is in Scottsdale. Ugh.
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Yes it is in Scottsdale. Ugh.
Lol. I have to admit the two um Caucasian customers were a bit trailer trash like. Can't help but think they were looking to cause trouble but who knows.
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Lol. I have to admit the two um Caucasian customers were a bit trailer trash like. Can't help but think they were looking to cause trouble but who knows.
I’m guessing they were just “passing through”
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I’m guessing they were just “passing through”
Exactly! Not fast enough.
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I'm not exactly sure what to say about this. Thanks?
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I'm not exactly sure what to say about this. Thanks?
Exactly. Why us?
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Exactly. Why us?
I'm assuming lady killer vibes have been distinguished and we may be identified as dogs? Spit balling here. Curious to the original intent of such a comment myself.
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I'm assuming lady killer vibes have been distinguished and we may be identified as dogs? Spit balling here. Curious to the original intent of such a comment myself.
That may be it but I'd rather have the actual answer than speculate.

Lady Jane, what gives? You're on the verge of hurting my one remaining feeling.
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That may be it but I'd rather have the actual answer than speculate.

Lady Jane, what gives? You're on the verge of hurting my one remaining feeling.
You have a feeling left?

I used to love to tell women, "That would have probably hurt my feelings...if I had any."
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You have a feeling left?

I used to love to tell women, "That would have probably hurt my feelings...if I had any."
Just a very lonely and frayed one. It keeps me grounded!!
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That may be it but I'd rather have the actual answer than speculate.

Lady Jane, what gives? You're on the verge of hurting my one remaining feeling.
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