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      10-09-2014, 01:54 PM   #89
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Umm, I was thinking more along the lines of pyschotherapy, but by all means, do whatever you need to do to satisfy those urges.
Lol I'm a pacifist so he's safe. Well, almost pacifist.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-09-2014, 07:58 PM   #90
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Is this the drunk thread or am I in the wong spot?
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      10-09-2014, 08:17 PM   #91
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      10-09-2014, 09:32 PM   #92
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      10-10-2014, 08:18 AM   #93
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My confession;

I secretly re-read my own emails that I send at work, and look for grammatical errors. I will go back and re-read them more than a couple times...., I really don't know why.
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      10-12-2014, 09:29 AM   #94
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My confession;

I secretly re-read my own emails that I send at work, and look for grammatical errors. I will go back and re-read them more than a couple times...., I really don't know why.
Too much time on your hands, and OCD as you said in the other thread.

I am still waiting for your art work....
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      10-12-2014, 11:04 AM   #95
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When I talk to a white guy, I notice my grammar and spelling and everything goes down the drain. It's not because I'm intimidated - rather it's like I subconsciously want to fulfill their expectations of me. Only time it doesn't happen is if I adopt my normal I'm-better-than-you attitude which is not good either.. I can't seem to act 'normal'.. it's like either they're right or I'm right - I blame my parents as usual.
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      10-14-2014, 06:51 PM   #96
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I like Taylor Swifts song "Shake it off"
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      10-14-2014, 09:18 PM   #97
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I like Taylor Swifts song "Shake it off"
I like that song where it goes

Boom Clap the sound of my heart the beat goes on and on and on and on on, boom clap make me feel good come on me come on me.....


something like that.
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      10-15-2014, 12:15 AM   #98
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I like that song where it goes

Boom Clap the sound of my heart the beat goes on and on and on and on on, boom clap make me feel good come on me come on me.....


something like that.
I hear that song every time I hop into a [male] coworker's car... Catchy, but kinda oddball to listen to. Not effeminate per se, but doesn't sound too much like a guy tune.
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      10-15-2014, 02:24 AM   #99
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My confession;

I secretly re-read my own emails that I send at work, and look for grammatical errors. I will go back and re-read them more than a couple times...., I really don't know why.
I do this too.
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      10-15-2014, 04:46 AM   #100
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I proofread my posts at least 6 times to ensure they mention bacon in the appropriate quantity.

Bacon.
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      10-15-2014, 10:32 AM   #101
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When my cable goes out, I like to go down to the pool and watch people eat bacon
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      10-15-2014, 11:19 AM   #102
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Wow. Imagine if ... you didn't even have cable to begin with.

That's exponential bacon.
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      10-15-2014, 11:51 AM   #103
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I wear push up bras.
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      10-15-2014, 11:51 AM   #104
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I wear push up bras.
Me too
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      10-15-2014, 12:06 PM   #105
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Me too
My boobs were freaking PHENOMENAL this summer. Holy shit.. AMAZING.. Now I'm trying to replicate that again.
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      10-15-2014, 12:19 PM   #106
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My boobs were freaking PHENOMENAL this summer. Holy shit.. AMAZING.. Now I'm trying to replicate that again.
I think we need to see some proof.
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      10-15-2014, 12:24 PM   #107
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I think we need to see some proof.
I was wearing a D and that was too small. Now that I'm 40 lbs lighter and not breast feeding anymore its down to a B
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      10-15-2014, 12:25 PM   #108
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I also confess that I take my car to the dealer for a "tire pressure check" just to have them wash and vaccum it because I dont want to do it myself
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      10-15-2014, 12:26 PM   #109
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B is for beautiful. I'm a B or C cup man, personally. D's are too much.


A perfect handful, is the best handful.
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      10-15-2014, 03:13 PM   #110
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B is for beautiful. I'm a B or C cup man, personally. D's are too much.


A perfect handful, is the best handful.
+1. D's, no matter what kind of bra a girl wears, sags faster than smaller cup sizes, and I like 'em perky and happy (same goes for the owner of said breasteses), not looking like they're depressed and staring at the floor (also goes for the owner)

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I also confess that I take my car to the dealer for a "tire pressure check" just to have them wash and vaccum it because I dont want to do it myself
That's f**king brilliant... Sterling BMW?
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