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1MOREMOD · 06-16-2016, 10:07 AM

I used to hit rocks at cars on the freeway with a tennis racquet.
Broke into school after hours and stole from other students and teachers.
Shoplifted like in invented it.

Axius · 06-16-2016, 10:18 AM

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Hence why I go for them fiery Italians.

Spicy hispanics, will yell your ear off and punch in the face and will fuck you like a bucking bronco.

Axius · 06-16-2016, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I used to hit rocks at cars on the freeway with a tennis racquet.
Broke into school after hours and stole from other students and teachers.
Shoplifted like in invented it.

DUDE, totally did the first one also, but it was a normal 5 lane road. Parents house was second in the sub off 17 mile and I would take rocks from around the pool and hit them into the street.

Aatish · 06-16-2016, 10:22 AM

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Hence why I go for them fiery Italians.

Spicy hispanics, will yell your ear off and punch in the face and will fuck you like a bucking bronco.

And so will their family.

1MOREMOD · 06-16-2016, 10:24 AM

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DUDE, totally did the first one also, but it was a normal 5 lane road. Parents house was second in the sub off 17 mile and I would take rocks from around the pool and hit them into the street.

This was i-90 in deadwood south Dakota. No exit right by so couldn't do much when I nailed them. I also used golf club and baseball bat to same effect.

Axius · 06-16-2016, 10:31 AM

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This was i-90 in deadwood south Dakota. No exit right by so couldn't do much when I nailed them. I also used golf club and baseball bat to same effect.

I was easily investigated, however never got caught until I thought it would be a good idea to change the game up and hit rocks at the neighbors glass sliding door on the other side of the backyard...., with a chain link fence..., clearly visible. HE WAS PISSED.

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And so will their family.

Same with the Arabic girl I was banging in HS. Her brothers and cousins found out and never again would I fool around with an Arabic chick. Mother fuckers are crazy, but she was hot..., damn them.

Joekerr · 06-16-2016, 10:36 AM

Losing a whole lot of respect for you guys that tried to cause damage to other people's cars.

Partly, I'm also pissed because I see someone just keyed my trunk a few days ago. All the way across. I'd really like to know where that jerk lives.

Axius · 06-16-2016, 10:44 AM

I lost a lot of respect for myself when I grew up and realized just how stupid that was. Maybe 9 years old at the time, decision making hadn't hit it's prime yet. As I got older I just started making poor decisions for myself instead of against others.

jtodd_fl · 06-16-2016, 11:11 AM

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I lost a lot of respect for myself when I grew up and realized just how stupid that was. Maybe 9 years old at the time, decision making hadn't hit it's prime yet. As I got older I just started making poor decisions for myself instead of against others.

Let us know when it does. Looking forward to it.

1MOREMOD · 06-16-2016, 11:11 AM

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Losing a whole lot of respect for you guys that tried to cause damage to other people's cars.

Partly, I'm also pissed because I see someone just keyed my trunk a few days ago. All the way across. I'd really like to know where that jerk lives.

Yeah I was a tard

Aatish · 06-16-2016, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

This was i-90 in deadwood south Dakota. No exit right by so couldn't do much when I nailed them. I also used golf club and baseball bat to same effect.

I was easily investigated, however never got caught until I thought it would be a good idea to change the game up and hit rocks at the neighbors glass sliding door on the other side of the backyard...., with a chain link fence..., clearly visible. HE WAS PISSED.

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And so will their family.

Same with the Arabic girl I was banging in HS. Her brothers and cousins found out and never again would I fool around with an Arabic chick. Mother fuckers are crazy, but she was hot..., damn them.

Arabic girls just curse me out. I don't mind. They hot

jtodd_fl · 06-16-2016, 11:40 AM

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Arabic girls just curse me out. I don't mind. They hot

Hard not to be hot wearing one of these.

Axius · 06-16-2016, 12:00 PM

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Let us know when it does. Looking forward to it.

More than likely I'll be dead before it happens, this is nothing new. I give myself about another 20 years max.

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Arabic girls just curse me out. I don't mind. They hot

There was this one big arabic chick in my Junior HS english class that had the most epic sideburns I've ever seen on a human.

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Hard not to be hot wearing one of these.

How else are they supposed to protect their virginity? The poophole loophole?

Aatish · 06-16-2016, 12:28 PM

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There was this one big arabic chick in my Junior HS english class that had the most epic sideburns I've ever seen on human.

I usually remind those types of Arabic girls that pork is haram in their culture.

MKSixer · 06-16-2016, 02:27 PM

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Your sister seems like a saint.

We won the sister lottery.

MKSixer · 06-16-2016, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I used to hit rocks at cars on the freeway with a tennis racquet.
Broke into school after hours and stole from other students and teachers.
Shoplifted like in invented it.

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Originally Posted by Axius

DUDE, totally did the first one also, but it was a normal 5 lane road. Parents house was second in the sub off 17 mile and I would take rocks from around the pool and hit them into the street.

We did the same thing with clods of dirt. We'd heave them over the trees lining the front yard and run like hell into the garage to watch our handiwork. Only busted once by a dude in a pick-up truck who almost pitched it into the swale on the opposite side of the street. He was laughing too much to yell at us that badly because he originally thought it was raining dirt.

jtodd_fl · 06-16-2016, 02:37 PM

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We won the sister lottery.

Usually, you only hear that in Alabama.

MKSixer · 06-16-2016, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Losing a whole lot of respect for you guys that tried to cause damage to other people's cars.

Partly, I'm also pissed because I see someone just keyed my trunk a few days ago. All the way across. I'd really like to know where that jerk lives.

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Yeah I was a tard

This is why we used clods of dirt. It'll buff right out.

MKSixer · 06-16-2016, 02:41 PM

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Usually, you only hear that in Alabama.

In AL you hear, 'We DID the sister lottery'. A totally different thing.

grimlock · 06-16-2016, 05:47 PM

what has my life come to I consort with former juvenile deliquents

I swear I'm slowly turning into the Joker (not Joekerr

), can't hold the ant-social in much longer

Xtabi · 06-16-2016, 06:09 PM

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We won the sister lottery.

Usually, you only hear that in Alabama.

Or on Game of Thrones?

1MOREMOD · 06-16-2016, 06:11 PM

I shot a man in Reno just to watch..

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