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I'm thrilled to announce my upcoming inauguration as the newest President of the Untied States of America (sorry, but not sorry Trump). And yes, that will be my first Executive Order (why bother with the houses right - rule by executive order)...to change United to Untied. I feel it better represents what America has become, and then we can more easily get rid of the basket of deplorables who do not accept my rule.

With this vote, I feel like I have the Hispanics in my corner, due to Wede's wife, and I ought to have the whites in my corner as well due to Wede. Now I just need to focus on the Black, Indian, Native and Asian vote. Any other demographics in your country I am missing?

I'd ask for MKSixer help in locking down the black vote, but since with this cast ballot of Wede's, I've now promised MK's house to Wede when I come into power, I suspect he won't be so enthused about helping me. But here, I'll sweeten the pot MK - whose house would you like? If you get me in, I'll evict them and give it to you. Halp!

I thank you from the bottom of my heart Wede! I will be the best, the yugest liked president ever. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.
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Based on value proposition. If they add tangible value, then extremely inclusive, and in fact they participate in our 1:1 exchange program. This program works by accepting the foreign student (once they meet the tangible value criteria), and in exchange, we take the American citizen who has been on welfare the longest without any justification for it and drop ship them via parachute into the country in which the foreign student comes from.

Regrettably, via parachute is currently our only option at this time as then we don't have to worry about immigration as much since this program isn't widely accepted by the recipient countries sadly enough.

This way, our population doesn't explode, and we MAGA.

To be clear though, we take a dim view of foreign students going cherry picking in America before being accepted under the program. So I would submit an application quickly, otherwise, an individual named Moddie will be by to...umm...do unto you as you did to another....which means you'll be on the receiving end of the probing this time.

Because that is another one of our policies...do unto others as you would have done unto you. I just enforce the "do unto you" part of it...to make sure the "you" does unto "others" what you're comfortable with having done to you.
im scared

do you do presidential exclusions for that rule if said student can campaign to increase voter base?
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      Yesterday, 02:02 PM   #4468
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There was this guy in my youth that tried to pay me a lot for spanking him. Just saying, an angry lups is not a bad look, except in his case. The guy got off on humiliation but I bet he didnt see his date tying him into a chair and dialing up his mom and grandma.

I haven't received a Christmas card from him so I think he got over me really fast.

I also claim this as my contribution toward anti human trafficking. The guy is alive.
Please tell me he was naked in the chair before you called up his mom and grandmother??? Oh the thought of them walking in on him.

Very funny though.
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      Yesterday, 02:04 PM   #4469
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There was this guy in my youth that tried to pay me a lot for spanking him. Just saying, an angry lups is not a bad look, except in his case. The guy got off on humiliation but I bet he didnt see his date tying him into a chair and dialing up his mom and grandma.

I haven't received a Christmas card from him so I think he got over me really fast.

I also claim this as my contribution toward anti human trafficking. The guy is alive.
I am going to make an assumption that this was prior to the FaceTime era? If so, LE SAD.
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      Yesterday, 02:05 PM   #4470
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im scared

do you do presidential exclusions for that rule if said student can campaign to increase voter base?
Normally not, but in this case I feel like I'm down to the wire with mere days remaining till November 3rd. So I'll make an exclusion in this case, PROVIDING you deliver a significant voter turnout (in my favour).

I am, after all, as I said, magnanimous.
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      Yesterday, 02:08 PM   #4471
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There was this guy in my youth that tried to pay me a lot for spanking him.
I knew venturing into the Off-Topic part of this forum would lead to more interesting posts than "What oil do I use?"
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      Yesterday, 02:16 PM   #4472
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      Yesterday, 02:16 PM   #4473
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Please tell me he was naked in the chair before you called up his mom and grandmother??? Oh the thought of them walking in on him.

Very funny though.
I did send them pics. I'm kind like that.
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      Yesterday, 02:19 PM   #4474
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I am going to make an assumption that this was prior to the FaceTime era? If so, LE SAD.
This was like 2003 or something so I send them pics as MSM. Expensive shit back in the day...

I'm so glad the phones in my wilder days could barely handle texting or a few photos. There still is an archive of the shit I got up to my friends hold over me but at least i can always tell my kids i personally don't recommend shit, and mean it.
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I feel you on the paperwork, my hand cramps after any closing.
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I knew venturing into the Off-Topic part of this forum would lead to more interesting posts than "What oil do I use?"
I highly recommend that you think of me as an exception here. Most of the blokes here are a bit more normal.
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I highly recommend that you think of me as an exception here. Most of the blokes here are a bit more normal.
Yes. I too, am normal.
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      Yesterday, 02:24 PM   #4478
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I highly recommend that you think of me as an exception here.
I do, take that as a compliment.
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Yes. I too, am normal.
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      Yesterday, 02:44 PM   #4480
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Never thought I'd had to convince people to vote to avoid being unable to sit for a few days but

here we are

#KerrWede2020
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Never thought I'd had to convince people to vote to avoid being unable to sit for a few days but

here we are

#KerrWede2020

Now, hold on just a dang minute.

I'm getting appointed some cushy-ass cabinet position, and a house. I ain't showing up to all the shitty State events Kerr won't.
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I do, take that as a compliment.
I do believe I enjoy your attitude.
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Now, hold on just a dang minute.

I'm getting appointed some cushy-ass cabinet position, and a house. I ain't showing up to all the shitty State events Kerr won't.
The schools are open here still so I could be your body double and do those for you! Nobody could ever tell as we saw in the Halloween thread!
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Gentlemen..especially president elect Kerr. You may have covered racial equality in your votes but I see the lacking of female presence in your discussion. Gotta include gender equality. I'm gonna need to see that or will have to cast my vote elsewhere
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Gentlemen..especially president elect Kerr. You may have covered racial equality in your votes but I see the lacking of female presence in your discussion. Gotta include gender equality. I'm gonna need to see that or will have to cast my vote elsewhere
They're both a bit girly so they got it covered.
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