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      10-21-2020, 10:00 AM   #11067
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I agree. The baby photo is funny.

Now, about those jokes...https://thoughtcatalog.com/clint-con...s-of-all-time/
A car-themed dead baby joke that I'd never heard - we really are living in the golden age!

But that foot sex thing is just totally offensive - somebody get those freaks out of here or I might lose it.
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      10-21-2020, 10:05 AM   #11068
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rebekahb kscarrol Accurate? It is for my sister. She doesn't like Mardi Gras! LOL!!
Hahaha, yes pretty accurate though I go to many parades, don't listen to NPR and live Uptown so... maybe I need to move!

Love the "Is Face Paint A Costume" Yes ----> "Bywater AirBNB"!! So true!
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      10-21-2020, 10:22 AM   #11069
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I'm voting for more baby desecrating fun. It's that adolescent in me that likes to see people squirming over violating their mental safety zones - like you can poke fun at the prancercise lady or grossers at Walmart all day but, 'draw' (probably photoshop) a dick on a baby's face and all of a sudden the site has somehow gone wrong and let us all down.

Wish I remembered any of the good dead baby jokes from my youth - something about blenders and pitchforks, but I'd probably get it wrong....
How does Planned Parenthood unload a truckload of dead babies?

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      10-21-2020, 10:26 AM   #11070
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Hahaha, yes pretty accurate though I go to many parades, don't listen to NPR and live Uptown so... maybe I need to move!

Love the "Is Face Paint A Costume" Yes ----> "Bywater AirBNB"!! So true!
I must confess that I didn't even know the "Bywater" existed until I dated this lady who was buying up property there like her life depended on it!!

Who knew?!!
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I must confess that I didn't even know the "Bywater" existed until I dated this lady who was buying up property there like her life depended on it!!

Who knew?!!
You're dating seems like a cry for help.
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You're dating seems like a cry for help.
Isn't this what all dating is?
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Isn't this what all dating is?

It's been a while for me but I think you make a valid point.
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      10-21-2020, 11:14 AM   #11074
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      10-21-2020, 01:01 PM   #11076
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@MKSixer that's hilarious and so close to true. The Bywater has blown up so if she was buying properties a few years back that's a good investment. New Orleans is an eclectic mixture of diversity. I miss the energy of the city and all the events.
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      10-21-2020, 03:15 PM   #11077
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Seems like ur out of touch with baseball a bit. A few years behind.
You didnít know who Hader was. And Kershaw is a mess in the playoffs. No thanks
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literally happened to me just a month ago. company i now work in botched 60% of my salary and expects me to prove to them that i am fit to be a part of the company. this is my attitude right now
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You mean massive body roll, a steering system that is not connected to the front wheels, and the engine note played through the speaker system?!?!?!?!
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      10-21-2020, 03:43 PM   #11079
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I did, sorry. Yeah being aussie maybe the british angle worked for me on lock stock.
What about this one?
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literally happened to me just a month ago. company i now work in botched 60% of my salary and expects me to prove to them that i am fit to be a part of the company. this is my attitude right now
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