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      06-11-2021, 05:03 PM   #463
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Cut it twice and it's still too short.
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      06-11-2021, 05:11 PM   #464
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      06-12-2021, 05:02 AM   #465
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      06-12-2021, 10:40 AM   #467
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      06-13-2021, 05:40 AM   #468
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      06-13-2021, 08:36 AM   #469
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      06-13-2021, 09:49 AM   #470
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"No good sea story starts with Cookies and Milk"-Skoidat69

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      06-13-2021, 04:03 PM   #471
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      06-14-2021, 07:28 PM   #472
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What's the difference between a nursery rhyme and a sea story? A sea story starts with " This ain't no shit.." Good ones involve a lot of beverages and locale of ill repute.. orchard towers aka four floors of something.. in Singapore..
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What sort of backwards pageantry is that.......

Look at the treasure trail, looks like a 12 year old dutch girl....

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      06-14-2021, 07:41 PM   #475
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      06-14-2021, 08:10 PM   #476
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      06-16-2021, 01:46 AM   #479
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