VAG (Volkswagen Auto Group) Jokes and Puns

thebmw · 07-22-2020, 04:58 PM

I always knew that the initials for a Volkswagen Auto Group were VAG. Until someone pointed out that the initials were also an abbreviation for a part of the body, I never noticed it. Now I can never look at Volkswagen Auto Group, or VAG, the same again.

I thought I would start a thread with jokes and puns. I'll kick it off:

Maybe I'll just buy a Volkswagen to say that I'm in a vag. So when I get a phone call while I'm driving my vag, I'll pick up the phone and say "pardon me, but I'm enjoying my time in a vag right now, so I cannot speak."

thebmw · 07-22-2020, 05:01 PM

A vag is a terrible thing to waste. So don't get into a car accident.

thebmw · 07-22-2020, 05:02 PM

What color looks best on a vag? I prefer my BMWs in blue or white. I'm not a big fan of red.

thebmw · 07-22-2020, 05:05 PM

Cover that vag. This physician from Edmonton did.

upstatedoc · 07-22-2020, 05:12 PM

hmmm

thebmw · 07-22-2020, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

hmmm

Here's the link. You'll appreciate this if you're a physician:

https://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/edmonton...-car-1.4890806

Banana Hammock · 07-22-2020, 05:23 PM

07-23-2020, 02:20 AM

I prefer BMWs in blue or white

Soul_Glo · 07-23-2020, 03:10 AM

Oh it's on now...

Maynard · 07-23-2020, 06:37 AM

This is just mean. They gotta drive around in a half-priced Audi, and now you are making fun of them too.

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