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      03-07-2021, 01:51 AM   #89
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Aren't we all???
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      03-07-2021, 08:03 AM   #93
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Yeah, but;
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      03-07-2021, 10:16 AM   #94
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I initially read that as "immoral"
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      03-07-2021, 10:17 AM   #95
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I initially read that as "immoral"
Some actually believe that as well.
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      03-07-2021, 11:55 AM   #96
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Jerking off a lot makes you live longer.

Mom: Junior, stop doing that. It will make you go blind.

Junior: Aw gee mom, can I keep doing it until I need eyeglasses?
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Many people on this forum have a foot fetish.
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Are we looking to prove any of this?
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Are we looking to prove any of this?
Why do I get the feeling MKSixer is getting ready to make an entrance?
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Are we looking to prove any of this?
Why do I get the feeling MKSixer is getting ready to make an entrance?
Use @ sign, to call MKSixer
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It's that small?
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It's that small?
We don't have proof
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I'm always first away from the lights
I forsee some shenanigans if you and I ever end up at the same intersection.
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      03-07-2021, 02:54 PM   #106
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We don't have proof
Let's keep it that way!
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      03-07-2021, 02:55 PM   #107
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I forsee some shenanigans if you and I ever end up at the same intersection.
Just watch out for the Teslas!
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      03-07-2021, 03:55 PM   #108
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Don't worry, catheters only come in small sizes.
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Don't worry, catheters only come in small sizes.
When a nurse says, "catheter," everything becomes small.
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When a nurse says, "catheter," everything becomes small.
It reminds me of a Seinfeld episode: George in the pool.
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