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      06-24-2021, 01:21 AM   #5765
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I confess that it makes me cackle like a child when one of my ex-lovers calls after over four months of no contact, and when a return call is made, she proceeds to tell me it was an "accident" and my number wasn't saved on her phone (….soooooo, how did you 'butt dial' me then?!?). The call was ended promptly, but now she's texting. Thirty minutes into the conversation I'm learning she's having issues with her current dude. Uhhhhh yeah. She just wanted to re-engage because she's likely on the outs with him.
C'mon, she just likes the cuffed sex version in police uniform, thats the only reason, eh?
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      06-24-2021, 01:42 AM   #5766
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I confess that it makes me cackle like a child when one of my ex-lovers calls after over four months of no contact, and when a return call is made, she proceeds to tell me it was an "accident" and my number wasn't saved on her phone (….soooooo, how did you 'butt dial' me then?!?). The call was ended promptly, but now she's texting. Thirty minutes into the conversation I'm learning she's having issues with her current dude. Uhhhhh yeah. She just wanted to re-engage because she's likely on the outs with him.
C'mon, she just likes the cuffed sex version in police uniform, thats the only reason, eh?


You may be right. She asked my why I didn't stop by. She goes on to say her current boyfriend is in the process of buying a home and he has made no mention of her and her two kids moving in with him. Apparently her lease is up in December or January and he stays with her a few nights a week. It sounds to me like he has his exit planned. He just needs to rest his head for a few more months.
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      06-24-2021, 11:52 AM   #5767
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I have a confession, I feel very sad. Had to find out from a friend that my ex-best female friend got engaged to her douchenozzle BF over the weekend.
I had to write her off from my life bc she was being mentally, financially abused and wouldnt do anything about it.

Losing her as a friend was very hard but I couldn't stand by and watch it all. I called him out on it and he ensued to give her ultimatums about being my friend or being with him.

It is what it is, just very sad to me to see people in abusive situations. Thank god its not physical abuse or he would be in the Gulf with a cinder block around her ankles.
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      06-24-2021, 01:38 PM   #5768
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      06-24-2021, 08:13 PM   #5769
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I confess that it kind of disgusts me that everyone seems to be praising obese people as if it's the new sexy. It's not. Case in point.. Lizzo. WTF.

Get a fucking hold of your health people! Tired of lazy excuses.
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      06-24-2021, 08:20 PM   #5770
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Ugh Please move that to the fat ass thread. I just had a Chalupa from Taco Bell. Can someone administer last rights?
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      06-24-2021, 08:23 PM   #5771
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LMAO! She's probably got an extra chalupa for you under those fat rolls somewhere.
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      06-25-2021, 05:18 PM   #5772
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Plans or just wishful thinking?
Forgot update, mission accomplished and fake boobs also.
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      06-25-2021, 07:02 PM   #5773
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Congrats. However I draw the line at fake boobs. I am… Sorry
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      06-25-2021, 07:28 PM   #5774
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I'm over feeling like crap. Started with this sinus junk almost 2 weeks ago. Been on Augmentin for 7 days, had a Celestone shot, been taking Mucinex D almost every day and just over it. I haven't been able to work out. I planted 8 flats of flowers today & turned the mulch in the beds which wore me out. We're supposed to go our friends in a few minutes to eat Indian. I have zero desire to be social or drink and want to lay on my couch and go to sleep. Bitching over.
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      06-25-2021, 07:41 PM   #5775
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Congrats. However I draw the line at fake boobs. I am… Sorry
Agree to disagree nothing better than a chick who has a body that doesn't accommodate big jugs then bolts them on. Ie fat girls usually have boobs then don't want the rest of them.

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I'm over feeling like crap. Started with this sinus junk almost 2 weeks ago. Been on Augmentin for 7 days, had a Celestone shot, been taking Mucinex D almost every day and just over it. I haven't been able to work out. I planted 8 flats of flowers today & turned the mulch in the beds which wore me out. We're supposed to go our friends in a few minutes to eat Indian. I have zero desire to be social or drink and want to lay on my couch and go to sleep. Bitching over.
Maybe spicy Indian will clear sinuses out?
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      06-25-2021, 08:04 PM   #5777
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      06-25-2021, 08:22 PM   #5778
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I'm over feeling like crap. Started with this sinus junk almost 2 weeks ago. Been on Augmentin for 7 days, had a Celestone shot, been taking Mucinex D almost every day and just over it. I haven't been able to work out. I planted 8 flats of flowers today & turned the mulch in the beds which wore me out. We're supposed to go our friends in a few minutes to eat Indian. I have zero desire to be social or drink and want to lay on my couch and go to sleep. Bitching over.
Maybe spicy Indian will clear sinuses out?
I find that my steaming hot showers clear out the sinuses and the boogers. It's an interesting phenomenon really.

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Hmm so you're saying you've gone Brazilian ??
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Hmm so you're saying you've gone Brazilian ??


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      06-25-2021, 09:12 PM   #5781
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Careful shaving clean in the nether region. Not fun lancing a pus pocket in the groin.
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Careful shaving clean in the nether region. Not fun lancing a pus pocket in the groin.
I'm a pro. I've been doing it since the age of 17. Clean as a whistle……even when blown.
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I do get it…a tree looks taller when there are no shrubs next to it
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