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      02-05-2019, 12:56 PM   #199
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so tomorrow is the big day, what kind of prep do you guys do?
I'll moisturize the hands today. Perhaps a hot paraffin wax dip treatment as well. Tonight I'll go the gym and do some curls but only with my left arm. By tomorrow morning I'll be able to sink a full court shot with a 20 pound medicine ball using a left handed hook. After the gym, I'll shave so that this bastard has no where to hide. By bed time tomorrow, this little feller will need a therapist.

Oh yeah, this reminds me of this.

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      02-05-2019, 10:05 PM   #200
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Lol you guys have 54 minutes countdown before the big show! This is a disgusting but freakin' funny thread. The scary part is you guys really mean it!
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      02-05-2019, 10:29 PM   #201
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      02-05-2019, 10:40 PM   #202
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Yep I'm an innovator
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      02-06-2019, 11:07 AM   #203
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I take it the silence in here this morning is because everyone is "preoccupied"?
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      02-06-2019, 11:28 AM   #204
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ADULT niece came by last night to chat with wife. Wife was already in bed. Niece proceeded to lay on my side of bed.

MUST

WAIT

FOR

WEDNESDAY!!!!
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      02-06-2019, 11:34 AM   #205
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It is wed dummy. I forgot to do my dirty work now have to do it in my car at work
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      02-06-2019, 12:24 PM   #206
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ADULT niece came by last night to chat with wife. Wife was already in bed. Niece proceeded to lay on my side of bed.

MUST

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WEDNESDAY!!!!
I'm going to need to see a picture of this alleged niece









.....please....
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      02-06-2019, 03:07 PM   #207
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I'm going to need to see a picture of this alleged niece









.....please....
BBW, it's more mental than physical
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      02-06-2019, 03:29 PM   #208
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So, tomorrow is clean keyboard Thursday?
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      02-06-2019, 03:49 PM   #209
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BBW, it's more mental than physical
Your side of the bed was nice and warm though huh?
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      02-06-2019, 03:54 PM   #210
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Your side of the bed was nice and warm though huh?

I ran after work. I SO wanted to jump in the shower WHILE she was there. Instead, I hopped in the bed after walking her to the front door
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      02-06-2019, 07:15 PM   #211
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Come on Doc... Can't you just 'scribe yourself some of them lil blue pills to get into the action?

I can't believe someone brought this thread back from the dead lol...
Sorry that was the idiot OP
Well, I see nothing has changed around here except ASBSECU E93 getting ridiculously older... Reverse Benjamin Button - rapid rate...
Bish - I've shed 1,000 lbs and you've added 1,500 lbs.

I've added 400 whp and you e added 1,500 lbs.

Who's Ms. Piggy now?!?!
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      02-06-2019, 09:00 PM   #212
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Come on Doc... Can't you just 'scribe yourself some of them lil blue pills to get into the action?

I can't believe someone brought this thread back from the dead lol...
Sorry that was the idiot OP
Well, I see nothing has changed around here except ASBSECU E93 getting ridiculously older... Reverse Benjamin Button - rapid rate...
Bish - I've shed 1,000 lbs and you've added 1,500 lbs.

I've added 400 whp and you e added 1,500 lbs.

Who's Ms. Piggy now?!?!
Mine isn't frankensteined together... Or always broken and in the shop... Making so much noise it's terrifying your breakfast lunch and dinner... By breakfast lunch and dinner, I mean all the animals you keep on your farm...

Don't hate on the new bish... She gonna chew up and spit out all your bishes...
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      02-07-2019, 09:46 PM   #213
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Come on Doc... Can't you just 'scribe yourself some of them lil blue pills to get into the action?

I can't believe someone brought this thread back from the dead lol...
Sorry that was the idiot OP
Well, I see nothing has changed around here except ASBSECU E93 getting ridiculously older... Reverse Benjamin Button - rapid rate...
Bish - I've shed 1,000 lbs and you've added 1,500 lbs.

I've added 400 whp and you e added 1,500 lbs.

Who's Ms. Piggy now?!?!
Where the fuck have you been
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      02-07-2019, 09:52 PM   #214
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No shit, you do time?
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      02-07-2019, 11:19 PM   #215
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      02-12-2019, 01:35 PM   #216
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Come on Doc... Can't you just 'scribe yourself some of them lil blue pills to get into the action?

I can't believe someone brought this thread back from the dead lol...
Sorry that was the idiot OP
Well, I see nothing has changed around here except ASBSECU E93 getting ridiculously older... Reverse Benjamin Button - rapid rate...
Bish - I've shed 1,000 lbs and you've added 1,500 lbs.

I've added 400 whp and you e added 1,500 lbs.

Who's Ms. Piggy now?!?!
Where the fuck have you been

Sheeeeetttt....10 years, suspended to 3. Internet Racketeering apparently is a real thing....
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      02-12-2019, 01:41 PM   #217
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Come on Doc... Can't you just 'scribe yourself some of them lil blue pills to get into the action?

I can't believe someone brought this thread back from the dead lol...
Sorry that was the idiot OP
Well, I see nothing has changed around here except ASBSECU E93 getting ridiculously older... Reverse Benjamin Button - rapid rate...
Bish - I've shed 1,000 lbs and you've added 1,500 lbs.

I've added 400 whp and you e added 1,500 lbs.

Who's Ms. Piggy now?!?!
Mine isn't frankensteined together... Or always broken and in the shop... Making so much noise it's terrifying your breakfast lunch and dinner... By breakfast lunch and dinner, I mean all the animals you keep on your farm...

Don't hate on the new bish... She gonna chew up and spit out all your bishes...
1. It's a Monster alright....come get this milk in that titanic you call a M5

2. You leave my farm animals outta this conversation.

3. Respek mah AUTHORITY.
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Only one of us has dyno results... Yours is very much like you - high in mileage, brittle, disassembled and stationary, mine is low miles, sturdy, fully assembled and crushing...
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uh oh it's 12:17am WEDNESDAY!
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Only one of us has dyno results... Yours is very much like you - high in mileage, brittle, disassembled and stationary, mine is low miles, sturdy, fully assembled and crushing...
Bish - it made 650 whp on gate pressure.

That's 18 psi.

Target psi is 34
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