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      09-06-2021, 09:49 AM   #3499
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Go for the record i held it for 3 hrs after drinking mine. Named my turd baby in that time frame. Shartiqua Flatulina brown
The record is in hours? I did both doses per the directions, and didn't get any movement worth mentioning for at least a day.....
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      09-06-2021, 10:28 AM   #3500
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Go for the record i held it for 3 hrs after drinking mine. Named my turd baby in that time frame. Shartiqua Flatulina brown
The record is in hours? I did both doses per the directions, and didn't get any movement worth mentioning for at least a day.....
Got damn..
Do you have a nuclear powered asshole or something?
A day?? Holy holding up sh*t Batman !
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      09-06-2021, 10:51 AM   #3502
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      09-06-2021, 02:02 PM   #3503
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Got damn..
Do you have a nuclear powered asshole or something?
A day?? Holy holding up sh*t Batman !
I have chronic constipation, from the massive amounts of diuretics (read: vitamin pee) it takes to keep me alive.

After giving up on every oral prescription that my doctor has tried, Poop Like a Champion every morning did manage to get things moving...slowly...for almost a week...before it too stopped working:



Having given birth to 5+ pound concrete-hard deuces every few months, I don't wish my level of constipation on anybody.....
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...when you take a picture of a label with your cell phone so you can blow the photo up and read the label.
I've done that with more than labels. But yes, labels are way too small.
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And that's still giving them a break... I'd like to take them further back when you were given a tennis ball and your only online game was playing "Wire Ball" or "Step Ball"... Lets see how many of you know what that is... It might have been a Philly or New York thing.. I'm not sure...
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I've done that with more than labels. But yes, labels are way too small.
The killer for me are the surface-mount resistors and capacitors being used these days. Reading the numbers on them is nearly impossible without using a microscope. I finally broke down a few years ago and bought an "old man" soldering station with a 3X lighted magnifier:




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And that's still giving them a break... I'd like to take them further back when you were given a tennis ball and your only online game was playing "Wire Ball" or "Step Ball"... Lets see how many of you know what that is... It might have been a Philly or New York thing.. I'm not sure...
We played "stoop ball" which I think is the same as step ball, but not wire ball. I think that involved throwing the ball over powerlines.

Can you imagine shoving kids now out the door to play and saying come back when the street lights come on? They would stand in the yard like lost puppies. :
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...when you take a picture of a label with your cell phone so you can blow the photo up and read the label.
Got damn… this hits home hard
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....when you look at your friends and think, "damn, they are getting old".
As you gaze around during a class reunion and you find yourself thinking, "I don't feel as old as you look."
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We played "stoop ball" which I think is the same as step ball, but not wire ball. I think that involved throwing the ball over powerlines.

Can you imagine shoving kids now out the door to play and saying come back when the street lights come on? They would stand in the yard like lost puppies. :
Yup..Stoop ball, step ball, same game..!!

You were close, the object wasn't throw the ball over the wire, it was to HIT the wire. If you threw the ball and hit the first wire (closest to the ground) and the other guy didn't catch it before it hit the ground, you hit a single. if you hit the 2nd wire from the ground and he didn't catch it you hit a double. So forth and so on... the very top wire was the Home Run wire... If you hit that and he didn't catch it, it was a home run.

I just about threw my shoulder out playing that game..

Oh..and to your point, the darker it got, the higher the score would be and when the street light came on the game was over. Then it was time to go in, argue about getting a bath, put on my footies pajamas and start doing the homework that I told my mom I did already so I could go out and play...LOL...
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