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      09-26-2021, 07:54 AM   #23
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      09-26-2021, 09:39 AM   #24
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I don't get it.
What?
How is buying a flashlight a good prank for a guy getting married and having a birthday.
I'm sizzling stoned right now but I can't figure this one out.
One letter from flashlight to fleshlight makes all the difference….
Got dammit guys..
You're telling me there's a reverse dildo for straight guys?

I'm done.. ….
Wait till you find out that it's not just for straight guys lol.
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      09-26-2021, 11:12 AM   #25
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Don't,

Don't look it up. It's gross.

Please don't. It's like discovering Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen. You look once and you're stuck with all the search results.

Now my isp has that query.
Thanks assholes
Imagine my dismay when I searched urban dictionary for truffle butter
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      09-26-2021, 11:14 AM   #26
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Don't,

Don't look it up. It's gross.

Please don't. It's like discovering Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen. You look once and you're stuck with all the search results.

Now my isp has that query.
Thanks assholes
Imagine my dismay when I searched urban dictionary for truffle butter
Got dammit.
Do I search? Lol.
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      09-26-2021, 12:39 PM   #27
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Don't,

Don't look it up. It's gross.

Please don't. It's like discovering Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen. You look once and you're stuck with all the search results.

Now my isp has that query.
Thanks assholes
Imagine my dismay when I searched urban dictionary for truffle butter
Got dammit.
Do I search? Lol.
While you're at it, might as well look up -

2 girls 1 cup

And

Blue waffles

Have a great rest of your Sunday.
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      09-26-2021, 02:38 PM   #28
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Don't,

Don't look it up. It's gross.

Please don't. It's like discovering Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen. You look once and you're stuck with all the search results.

Now my isp has that query.
Thanks assholes
Searching 'what is Tommy-G asking us for on Bimmerpost' didn't return anything scarring (or useful)....
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      09-26-2021, 02:40 PM   #29
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I didn’t feel guilty clicking on this thread.

No regerts!

Send a free two adult entry to a exclusive swingers club. That’ll teach ‘em.
What if they like it...? Apparently some folk are into that
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      09-26-2021, 02:45 PM   #30
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While you're at it, might as well look up -

2 girls 1 cup

And

Blue waffles

Have a great rest of your Sunday.
Know how I know you don't mean that?
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      09-26-2021, 07:22 PM   #31
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While you're at it, might as well look up -

2 girls 1 cup

And

Blue waffles

Have a great rest of your Sunday.
Know how I know you don't mean that?
It can't be worse than Jesusdressup.com
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It can't be worse than Jesusdressup.com
Oh yes it can! 2 Girls 1 Cup cannot be unseen...
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      09-27-2021, 02:32 AM   #33
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Blue waffle, while disgusting, is so obviously fake that it didn't really scar me.

So far I've avoided watching 2 girls 1 cup. I intend to keep it that way.
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      09-27-2021, 07:00 AM   #34
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Blue waffle, while disgusting, is so obviously fake that it didn't really scar me.

So far I've avoided watching 2 girls 1 cup. I intend to keep it that way.
I never heard of Blue Waffle until now...but my curiosity hasnt gotten the best of me yet.
I can still remember where I was watching 2 girls 1 cup. Couple of us guys sitting around at our old job, never ever spoke of it again.
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      09-27-2021, 08:05 AM   #35
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While you're at it, might as well look up -

2 girls 1 cup

And

Blue waffles

Have a great rest of your Sunday.
What??? No Goatse or Tub Girl?
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We're Americans. Leave your logic and science witchcraft out of this! Jesus and guns are all we need.
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No, just looking for a prank to play on him
No offense but still don't get it. "Hey, it's your birthday and you just got married, here are some sex toys."

Maybe I'm off here. Sex toy gift exchanges, imo, are acceptable if a man buys one for his woman, the woman buys one for her man, the woman buys one for herself, or the man buys one for himself. I'll be honest here, if a buddy of mine bought me a sex toy, I don't know how I would feel about that. That's a little weird, even as a joke. Acceptable sex toys, as a joke, from one friend to another would be inflatable dolls or something similar.

Not trying to be a killjoy, just trying to relate.
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      09-27-2021, 10:47 AM   #37
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No offense but still don't get it. "Hey, it's your birthday and you just got married, here are some sex toys."

Maybe I'm off here. Sex toy gift exchanges, imo, are acceptable if a man buys one for his woman, the woman buys one for her man, the woman buys one for herself, or the man buys one for himself. I'll be honest here, if a buddy of mine bought me a sex toy, I don't know how I would feel about that. That's a little weird, even as a joke. Acceptable sex toys, as a joke, from one friend to another would be inflatable dolls or something similar.

Not trying to be a killjoy, just trying to relate.
No worries, so we have been best friends for almost 30 years now. He knows where the bodies are buried.
He is a little "stuffy" when it comes to sexual freedom and such. The joke (in my head) is now that he's married the sex stops. Its always been the misconception of marriage and since he got married during lockdown, I could not attend. The icing is when he gave his best man speech at my wedding the line went something like the couples marriage is said to last as long as their love making session blah blah blah.....so I thought it would be more of a shock joke than anything. Maybe its funnier in my head
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      09-27-2021, 02:37 PM   #38
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Maybe it'd be a bit funnier and/or less weird if you included a note with some context? I guess you were going to do that anyhow? I say go for it; what's the worst that could happen??
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Maybe it'd be a bit funnier and/or less weird if you included a note with some context? I guess you were going to do that anyhow? I say go for it; what's the worst that could happen??
Oh def it would come with a card. Nothing bad could happen, we have been best of friends forever...just wondering if its only funny in my head.
I have a terrible fear of rejection or not being funny
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Now that's funny!

If he wouldn't find it funny now, he certainly would 10/20/30 etc years down the line.
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completely unrelated but they gonna lock R kelly up!!
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The most poorly (or perfectly) timed commercial. In reference to R.Kelly.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comme...tm_name=iossmf
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The most poorly (or perfectly) timed commercial. In reference to R.Kelly.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comme...tm_name=iossmf
oh lmaooo... i think the Chappelle R kelly skit and later when he retells the story of r kelly calling him and complaining is the greatest thing ever
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