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      03-13-2019, 09:45 AM   #265
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      03-13-2019, 09:47 AM   #266
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something more subtle
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how do i approach this with my gf
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Pretty sure the first step is to drop something on the floor that she'll want to pick up....then the pants.

All about positioning.
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he's Canadian. By international law we all must worship him and all other products of the country.
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      03-13-2019, 09:48 AM   #268
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something more subtle
Yeah. Hallmark is not going to touch this.

You can text her links to the holiday. They are all over the internetz.
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      03-13-2019, 09:51 AM   #269
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Say a snake bit you and she needs to suck the poison out, tell her it will keep her young using face muscles, tell her there is a surprise in it for her?
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Did you buy steak last night?
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Oh I thought it was every Thursday wtf my wife already agreed so
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My wife always reminds me that S&BJ Day is exactly one month after Valentine's Day. She says that if she still remembers enjoying Valentine's Day, then she will make sure I remember S&BJ Day a month later as well.

Seems to be a fair trade.
So....neither of you celebrate either holiday then....

It does seem like a fair trade though. But I don't know how much effort then you'd have to put into Valentine's Day. And I just don't enjoy putting a lot of effort into VD (that's for you MK).

If it has worked...mind sharing exactly how much effort you had to put into VD / what you had to buy?
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      03-13-2019, 01:19 PM   #274
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Did you buy steak last night?
i thought SHE was supposed to buy steak
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i thought SHE was supposed to buy steak
Did you expect her to buy you a DICK too?

Her part is the Service of said meats. Picking out/buying what will be serviced can be left to the suggester
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      03-15-2019, 02:06 PM   #276
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so did anyone cash in yesterday?
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      03-15-2019, 02:09 PM   #277
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so did anyone cash in yesterday?
Crap I got her drunk and then forgot.
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      03-15-2019, 03:43 PM   #279
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i got pot roast/HJ, there's always next year
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Shit, not sure how to look at steak again after reading the above posts lol
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