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      09-14-2021, 04:01 PM   #16435
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That is JUST WRONG! No way the front bumper of a truck should crumple like that from just a little hand-hammered aluminum bodywork. Back in the day, you could've gotten more damage with an F250, then backed up and drove off to the liquor store like nothing ever happened.
Hand hammered? You wish - that art died in the 80s with the Boxer and 328 I believe.
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      09-14-2021, 04:47 PM   #16436
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Let's hear some snarky comments from a guy's shower this time.


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Here you go, albeit attributed to a comedian.
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Let's hear some snarky comments from a guy's shower this time.


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It was after his shower he was willing to put up with her shit.



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      09-14-2021, 04:54 PM   #16439
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      09-14-2021, 04:58 PM   #16440
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It was after his shower he was willing to put up with her shit.



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i lol'd
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      09-14-2021, 05:32 PM   #16442
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Let's hear some snarky comments from a guy's shower this time.


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My Doctor told me to put a bar in my shower as I get older to prevent falls.
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      09-14-2021, 06:26 PM   #16443
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Let's hear some snarky comments from a guy's shower this time.
I don't spend enough time in the shower to have a drink. 6 minutes max and 4 is normal.
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      09-14-2021, 07:27 PM   #16445
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My Doctor told me to put a bar in my shower as I get older to prevent falls.
At least you haven't had an ambulance crew pick you up out of the shower after a fall...fully dressed! Seriously, my ticker went afib in the bathroom, I blacked out, fell into the tub ripping the shower curtains on the way down, and just stayed there when I came to until the ambulance crew arrived to take me back to the hospital for another three weeks.....




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      09-14-2021, 07:30 PM   #16446
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I don't spend enough time in the shower to have a drink. 6 minutes max and 4 is normal.
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      09-14-2021, 09:00 PM   #16447
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Practice makes perfect. I've had a few years to practice, and now that I have the benefit of not having to shampoo my hair, I can save time.

Also, if I can reduce my shower/bathroom/prep time, I can sleep a few more minutes. Those 3:30am wakeups hurt.
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      09-15-2021, 12:32 AM   #16448
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At least you haven't had an ambulance crew pick you up out of the shower after a fall...fully dressed! Seriously, my ticker went afib in the bathroom, I blacked out, fell into the tub ripping the shower curtains on the way down, and just stayed there when I came to until the ambulance crew arrived to take me back to the hospital for another three weeks.....




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Sorry you had to go through that. I hope you are better now.

On a lighter note, slipping in the shower reminds me of one of my favorite Big Bang Theory scenes.

Check it out if you want a good laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN7HdooieNk
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      09-15-2021, 04:29 AM   #16450
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'Merica! F*** that metric stuff.
At first I read this as "Metric F*** that metric stuff" and I thought "Royal F*** that imperial (I thought it was "royal") stuff" would just look better.
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      09-15-2021, 05:59 AM   #16451
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Looks like we are back to WTF instead of LOL again. This tread has really gone downhill.
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      09-15-2021, 06:48 AM   #16452
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Yes, time for some reruns. Fall is sort of here, this seems appropriate.
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Man, I hope people get this one.

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