What do you do to get your partner in the mood?

gary_william · 06-04-2018, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by EJT86

Lol nobody got this...

We got it. Morality insisted we let it die.

EJT86 · 06-04-2018, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by gary_william

We got it. Morality insisted we let it die.

Mine wasn’t as bad as the Cosby one

opihi5 · 06-12-2018, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by EJT86

She’s ready right at 2:15 when the bell rings

I'll pretend i didn't read that

cjb762 · 06-13-2018, 02:44 AM

Three words: Brace yourself, Sheila!

TheWatchGuy · 06-14-2018, 10:39 AM

yearningirish · 06-14-2018, 06:27 PM

Give her a massage

1MOREMOD · 06-14-2018, 07:00 PM

Leave the house/say I got a raise

Chelsea_Tractor · 06-14-2018, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Leave the house/say I got a raise

This is true there is a direct connection between the wallet and the female flower. If the wallet is empty then she has decided "this man is not worth getting wet for."

1MOREMOD · 06-14-2018, 11:10 PM

Or you could try the naked man, works best on first date

TheWatchGuy · 06-15-2018, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Or you could try the naked man, works best on first date

pro tip, dont start the date naked.

Bt12 · 06-16-2018, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TheWatchGuy

pro tip, dont start the date naked.

Problem is you’ll end up in jail being the date ...

Turkish Pickle · 06-26-2018, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by EJT86

Lol nobody got this...

I don't get it...

UglyBuzzard · 07-03-2018, 10:08 AM

Three armed massage always works .

Sea-Tac · 07-25-2018, 09:54 PM

I the mood for what?

yearningirish · 07-26-2018, 06:26 AM

tender kisses, maybe?

Kwando · 07-26-2018, 06:29 AM

Hit her with one of these.

1MOREMOD · 07-26-2018, 08:14 AM

That never works for me

Slaney · 07-26-2018, 08:18 AM

Take her for a drive in the M2 in sport+ mode naked

JamesWWIII · 07-26-2018, 09:44 PM

The dishes.

CTinline-six · 08-11-2018, 09:37 AM

Fix her car.

Chappers 71 · 08-11-2018, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Slaney

Take her for a drive in the M2 in sport+ mode naked

You or her....

Slaney · 08-11-2018, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Chappers 71

You or her....

Both!

06-13-2018, 02:44 AM	#26
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