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      06-04-2018, 08:02 PM   #23
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Lol nobody got this...
We got it. Morality insisted we let it die.
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      06-04-2018, 08:24 PM   #24
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We got it. Morality insisted we let it die.
Mine wasn’t as bad as the Cosby one
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      06-12-2018, 11:15 PM   #25
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She’s ready right at 2:15 when the bell rings
I'll pretend i didn't read that
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      06-13-2018, 02:44 AM   #26
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      06-14-2018, 10:39 AM   #27
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      06-14-2018, 06:27 PM   #28
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Give her a massage
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      06-14-2018, 07:00 PM   #29
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Leave the house/say I got a raise
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      06-14-2018, 11:06 PM   #30
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Leave the house/say I got a raise
This is true there is a direct connection between the wallet and the female flower. If the wallet is empty then she has decided "this man is not worth getting wet for."
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      06-14-2018, 11:10 PM   #31
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Or you could try the naked man, works best on first date
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      06-15-2018, 11:15 AM   #32
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Or you could try the naked man, works best on first date
pro tip, dont start the date naked.
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pro tip, dont start the date naked.
Problem is you’ll end up in jail being the date ...
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      06-26-2018, 09:30 PM   #34
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Lol nobody got this...
I don't get it...
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      07-03-2018, 10:08 AM   #35
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Three armed massage always works .
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      07-25-2018, 09:54 PM   #36
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      07-26-2018, 06:26 AM   #37
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tender kisses, maybe?
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      07-26-2018, 06:29 AM   #38
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      07-26-2018, 08:14 AM   #39
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That never works for me
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      07-26-2018, 08:18 AM   #40
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Take her for a drive in the M2 in sport+ mode naked
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      07-26-2018, 09:44 PM   #41
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      08-11-2018, 09:37 AM   #42
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      08-11-2018, 10:10 AM   #43
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Take her for a drive in the M2 in sport+ mode naked
You or her....
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You or her....
Both!
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