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      02-23-2021, 04:22 PM   #4951
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Oh it's worse than I imagined. That toe is going to need to come off. It's far worse than expected. Sorry about your toe buddy.
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      02-23-2021, 04:27 PM   #4952
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Oh it's worse than I imagined. That toe is going to need to come off. It's far worse than expected. Sorry about your toe buddy.
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      02-23-2021, 04:50 PM   #4953
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I don't recall where I learned to cut my nails, but apparently you weren't offered similar guidance.
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Oh it's worse than I imagined. That toe is going to need to come off. It's far worse than expected. Sorry about your toe buddy.
Agreed - far worse than I expected as well. Though I'm not sure that he'll lose the toe, I think just pulling the entire nail with a set of vice grips ought to rectify it. Then when the new nail grows in eventually it grows in proper.

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Okay...I've heard enough! I'm a medical professional and I don't give advice on the internet, let alone on a car forum. So shut the F**k-up and let the member seek medical advice from an accredited provider. *SHEEESH*
How do *we* know you are a medical professional? How do you know that Rudi *isn't* an accredited medical professional? Hmmm?

Maybe he is. From what I've heard, his past job description has included giving people needles quite frequently, mental counseling, and the like...that just screams medical professional to me!
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      02-23-2021, 05:32 PM   #4955
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Agreed - far worse than I expected as well. Though I'm not sure that he'll lose the toe, I think just pulling the entire nail with a set of vice grips ought to rectify it. Then when the new nail grows in eventually it grows in proper.



How do *we* know you are a medical professional? How do you know that Rudi *isn't* an accredited medical professional? Hmmm?

Maybe he is. From what I've heard, his past job description has included giving people needles quite frequently, mental counseling, and the like...that just screams medical professional to me!
Well....I did have to become certified to needle people. Sterilization, rubber gloves and blood born pathogens training all required, use of an autoclave included as well. Yep, dermal graffiti artist / Dr. Raymond at your service.
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      02-24-2021, 06:36 AM   #4956
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I don't recall where I learned to cut my nails, but apparently you weren't offered similar guidance.
Rumor said that you'd used poultry for exercise first...heard it from a friend of the stone temple; or was it a stoned friend with a boner temple?
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      02-24-2021, 11:47 AM   #4957
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Rumor said that you'd used poultry for exercise first...heard it from a friend of the stone temple; or was it a stoned friend with a boner temple?
I'd been templed for much longer than I was a chicken rancher, and even longer than I'd known MKSixer And STILL, nothing to contribute to my friend's collection of toenails in need of clipping.
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      02-24-2021, 12:46 PM   #4958
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I'm not dissuading you from a pedicure place rather recommending against it. Here's the thing, a lot of those places carry bacteria and a variety of fungus because a majority do not clean correctly. If you get someone who isn't skilled you can end up with a larger problem on hand (nail/skin infection). Go see a podiatrist and it can be clipped correctly. Also, they can help you address what looks like a large callous under that pinky toe (refer back to the dating pros and cons list for proper male nail care).
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Agreed - far worse than I expected as well. Though I'm not sure that he'll lose the toe, I think just pulling the entire nail with a set of vice grips ought to rectify it. Then when the new nail grows in eventually it grows in proper.

How do *we* know you are a medical professional? How do you know that Rudi *isn't* an accredited medical professional? Hmmm?

Maybe he is. From what I've heard, his past job description has included giving people needles quite frequently, mental counseling, and the like...that just screams medical professional to me!
Dr. Mengala? Is that you? Jeeze dude.

I immediately said to seek professional medical advice. 1-PODIATRIST
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You know theres' always the goal for a year not to black out and then what happens? There is always the last memory, where I was like killing the dancefloor ... its just like I have so much extra body movement - and then I woke up devastated, I was like what I called the hoe rocked up, you know I was Elon Musk about to hit Mars type **** and then wifey walked in like 'dear, you pitchin' a 10' I woke up like 'Nah sweety, I just got light rocket speed' ... its too early, I'll come back later
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      02-25-2021, 09:09 AM   #4960
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You know theres' always the goal for a year not to black out and then what happens? There is always the last memory, where I was like killing the dancefloor ... its just like I have so much extra body movement - and then I woke up devastated, I was like what I called the hoe rocked up, you know I was Elon Musk about to hit Mars type **** and then wifey walked in like 'dear, you pitchin' a 10' I woke up like 'Nah sweety, I just got light rocket speed' ... its too early, I'll come back later
When you come back, can you bring an English speaking friend with you to rephrase the above into something that the rest of us can understand?
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      02-25-2021, 11:16 AM   #4961
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When you come back, can you bring an English speaking friend with you to rephrase the above into something that the rest of us can understand?
You were so well versed in Lups but you can't understand Danger???

You always set NYE resolution not to pass out. You remember the last time, when you were cutting the rug, and you were loose like Travolta. Then you wake up, and your wife notices you have a stiffy.

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You were so well versed in Lups but you can't understand Danger???

You always set NYE resolution not to pass out. You remember the last time, when you were cutting the rug, and you were loose like Travolta. Then you wake up, and your wife notices you have a stiffy.

Dude, you winning the internet today
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