LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

TheWatchGuy · 02-28-2019, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Not to my knowledge.

Wait I take that back. I did have an incident once where I sent a drink back at a bar because it was unpalatable. I have no idea what got put in my second drink but I took a sip of it and apparently fell asleep at the bar on the table with business colleagues. The operations manager had to carry me out of the bar and drive me to a hotel. I remember nothing of the rest of the evening. The next morning I woke up extremely sick with a naked woman in bed with me. I then had to drive from Knoxville to Memphis feeling like I had a concussion. Had to stop on the side of the interstate several times and vomit. That was the only drink I had that night.

On the flip-side of this story, apparently I had sex that evening with a very attractive woman. I remember none of it but apparently whatever they slipped me turned me into a zombie pornstar. The things that she told me I did to her are not things that a gentleman does to a woman on the first encounter unless there is an exchange of money and a film crew present.

what a shitty thing to do

that bartender wasted one of his roofies on you and you didnt even hook up with him. I think you owe him one.

King Rudi · 02-28-2019, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TheWatchGuy

what a shitty thing to do

that bartender wasted one of his roofies on you and you didnt even hook up with him. I think you owe him one.

Typical. I even ended up with someone else that evening. Doesn't say much about me but everything about his ability to effectively secure his prey. It's pretty sad to roofie someone and not seal the deal.

Joekerr · 02-28-2019, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TheWatchGuy

what a shitty thing to do

that bartender wasted one of his roofies on you and you didnt even hook up with him. I think you owe him one.

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Typical. I even ended up with someone else that evening. Doesn't say much about me but everything about his ability to effectively secure his prey. It's pretty sad to roofie someone and not seal the deal.

In the defense of the bartender, he probably heard "Hey, get Jody another drink" and had not considered that it was a unisex name.

Then, when watching where the drink went, he was

Joekerr · 02-28-2019, 04:31 PM

Either that, or this meme also works...

StripclubDJ · 02-28-2019, 09:54 PM

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TomD335xicoupe · 03-01-2019, 01:12 PM

That Laugh
That has to be the funnies video I have seen in 40 years. Thanks so much for that

Halid · 03-01-2019, 02:30 PM

Hope this doesn't apply to anyone here.

Dear Governor A$$,

DETRoadster · 03-01-2019, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Halid

Hope this doesn't apply to anyone here.

Dear Governor A$$,

Looks just like the street in front of my house.

skydiver · 03-01-2019, 11:15 PM

lol.

///3dkn · 03-01-2019, 11:40 PM

Meanwhile, somewhere in the South...

Joe240 · 03-02-2019, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ///3dkn

Meanwhile, somewhere in the South...

Well it ain’t Florida, no state taxes.

Soul_Glo · 03-02-2019, 07:54 AM

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Run Silent · 03-02-2019, 08:56 AM

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Run Silent · 03-02-2019, 08:57 AM

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Alfisti · 03-02-2019, 09:21 AM

That's fucking gold. I'm so Phil.

Halid · 03-02-2019, 11:27 AM

Kids can be a$$holes too.

Soul_Glo · 03-02-2019, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Halid

Kids can be a$$holes too.

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Soul_Glo · 03-02-2019, 11:41 AM

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DETRoadster · 03-02-2019, 01:31 PM

I'm a mix of Dwayne and Darlene. It's complicated.

Run Silent · 03-02-2019, 02:11 PM

Pretty cool

chetrickerman · 03-02-2019, 07:20 PM

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MKSixer · 03-02-2019, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ///3dkn

Meanwhile, somewhere in the South...

Why does it have to be in the south?!?!!

Oh. Because it's true. My apologies. I'll discipline myself.

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