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      08-28-2008, 02:52 PM   #23
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I'm pretty sure it would just be my food from the time(s) before.

I not sure why I did. But my metabolism was/is just crazy. And they do say if you have a really high metab. you'll go to the bathroom shortly after you eat.

I use to eat 1-1.5 gallons of ice cream a week in high school. Never gained a pound.
You may want to start logging the times.
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I'm pretty sure it would just be my food from the time(s) before.

I not sure why I did. But my metabolism was/is just crazy. And they do say if you have a really high metab. you'll go to the bathroom shortly after you eat.

I use to eat 1-1.5 gallons of ice cream a week in high school. Never gained a pound.
called old age bro
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      08-28-2008, 03:07 PM   #25
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You may want to start logging the times.
Nah, I'm good. Not like that anymore.

Once or twice a day now. And I don't eat junk anymore.

I did notice in the bathroom, that people need to start trimming their pubs. I'm sick of seeing that shit on the floor and around the toilet.
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      08-28-2008, 03:11 PM   #26
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shit whenever i eat. gotta make room for the new shit.
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one in the morning ... one at night ... sometimes one in the middle at work or right after work
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Bi-daily dumping at work around 2p, daily dumping at night at home.
Occasional dumping in the morning if time allows.
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one in the morning ... one at night ... sometimes one in the middle at work or right after work
explains the frequent CA earthquakes

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Bi-daily dumping at work around 2p, daily dumping at night at home.
Occasional dumping in the morning if time allows.
u make it sound like a waste management schedule dude... im about to take my trash can out for u
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I shit every morning before i shower...then i wash my asshole with body wash so it doesn't stink later...


When i drink a lot, i'd shit like 3-4 times a day, sometimes i just sit down and fart and i'd all come out....no need to push, shit is all liquefied
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I shit every morning before i shower...then i wash my asshole with body wash so it doesn't stink later...


When i drink a lot, i'd shit like 3-4 times a day, sometimes i just sit down and fart and i'd all come out....no need to push, shit is all liquefied
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I shit every morning before i shower...then i wash my asshole with body wash so it doesn't stink later...


When i drink a lot, i'd shit like 3-4 times a day, sometimes i just sit down and fart and i'd all come out....no need to push, shit is all liquefied

Thanks for sharing.
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You may want to start logging the times.
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      08-28-2008, 05:00 PM   #39
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you sick shit

anyways, do you guys find it hard to shit at the public toilets? most of the time when i need one and i'm outside, i'll just try and hold it till i get home
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you sick shit

anyways, do you guys find it hard to shit at the public toilets? most of the time when i need one and i'm outside, i'll just try and hold it till i get home
yea i have a confession to make, its pretty graphic, so dont read it if you cant handle it

i was coming home froma friends house, and i had to shit to unbeleiveablly bad, i was swirving all over the road, i swear i was gona get pulled over . i was gna stop at a supermarket, but didnt have time to run in, so i ran onto someons front lawn, and jus took a douche rihgt there.. and luckily i had kleenex on me but it was the soft kind.. with vasoline, so it was just rubbin it around. so i had to drive the rest of the way home with shit in my pants and sitin in my bimmer. the rest of the drive home was like 20 minutes too.
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you sick shit

anyways, do you guys find it hard to shit at the public toilets? most of the time when i need one and i'm outside, i'll just try and hold it till i get home
I never go in public bathrooms...That's just gross. Putting toilet paper on the seat is not enough for me, I would probably try squatting, lol. But I never go in public bathrooms so it's no biggy. I wait until I get home for sure.

I really should start drinking my protein shake earlier in the day cause that stuff fucks me up when I wake up after having drank it right before bed.

Also whenever I take my dump before the gym by the time I start working out I feel the next round coming, I hate that!
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yea i have a confession to make, its pretty graphic, so dont read it if you cant handle it

i was coming home froma friends house, and i had to shit to unbeleiveablly bad, i was swirving all over the road, i swear i was gona get pulled over . i was gna stop at a supermarket, but didnt have time to run in, so i ran onto someons front lawn, and jus took a douche rihgt there.. and luckily i had kleenex on me but it was the soft kind.. with vasoline, so it was just rubbin it around. so i had to drive the rest of the way home with shit in my pants and sitin in my bimmer. the rest of the drive home was like 20 minutes too.
Now, who's the REAL "Sick Shit" after reading this story?
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yea i have a confession to make, its pretty graphic, so dont read it if you cant handle it

i was coming home froma friends house, and i had to shit to unbeleiveablly bad, i was swirving all over the road, i swear i was gona get pulled over . i was gna stop at a supermarket, but didnt have time to run in, so i ran onto someons front lawn, and jus took a douche rihgt there.. and luckily i had kleenex on me but it was the soft kind.. with vasoline, so it was just rubbin it around. so i had to drive the rest of the way home with shit in my pants and sitin in my bimmer. the rest of the drive home was like 20 minutes too.
don't worry i guess
nearly happened to me, but i knew i wasn't going to make it home so i just went to my friends house. he opened the door and i didn't even say anything and i just walked straight into his 'shit room' and mission accomplished.
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I never go in public bathrooms...That's just gross. Putting toilet paper on the seat is not enough for me, I would probably try squatting, lol. But I never go in public bathrooms so it's no biggy. I wait until I get home for sure.

I really should start drinking my protein shake earlier in the day cause that stuff fucks me up when I wake up after having drank it right before bed.

Also whenever I take my dump before the gym by the time I start working out I feel the next round coming, I hate that!
but sometimes you really can't hold it in then no other choice i guess
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Now, who's the REAL "Sick Shit" after reading this story?
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