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      04-15-2021, 09:31 PM   #8977
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Might I suggest a different avenue for penis procurement?
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      04-16-2021, 04:00 AM   #8978
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Has it ever worked?

It never has for me, but I keep giving it the old college try. Definition of insanity perhaps?
I use the old trusted method when I'm ready for sleep of counting sheep or something else.
I coincide it with my breathing, takes mind of things and I'm usually dozing off eventually.
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      04-16-2021, 07:56 AM   #8979
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I use the old trusted method when I'm ready for sleep of counting sheep
Yeah? I count ex-girlfriends too.
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      04-16-2021, 08:27 AM   #8980
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Geez thanks Jodi! You almost described me to a T.
But I am still declining your marriage request.
I'm too tired to be an asshole this morning.
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      04-16-2021, 09:10 AM   #8981
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I use the old trusted method when I'm ready for sleep of counting sheep or something else.
I coincide it with my breathing, takes mind of things and I'm usually dozing off eventually.
I meant whether you wake up more beautiful...not how you manage to go to sleep...
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      04-16-2021, 09:12 AM   #8982
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Geez thanks Jodi! You almost described me to a T. [COLOR="Red"]♥[/COLOR]
But I am still declining your marriage request.
I wonder how many proposals you, Sara, rebekahb and the other women on the forum have received. On E46Fanatics back in the day, any woman on the forum would get hounded. Lol!
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      04-16-2021, 09:21 AM   #8983
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0, if you're referring to this site. Sorry to bore you:-)
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      04-16-2021, 09:22 AM   #8984
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I meant whether you wake up more beautiful...not how you manage to go to sleep...
It's just a saying 'beauty sleep' lol and my partner does at times wake me up in the morning by getting close staring at me opening my eyes saying ''wake up gorgeous''.
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      04-16-2021, 09:22 AM   #8985
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I’ve tried bumble, too. Too many apps is too much work for me.
try meeting real men at the car wash or coffee shop. everything is apps.
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I'd like to just go on record and state that the marriage proposal, that continues to be brought up, was in jest. I'd rather cut both of my own feet off with a rusty butter knife than to be married again. That is all.
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It's just a saying 'beauty sleep' lol and my partner does at times wake me up in the morning by getting close staring at me opening my eyes saying ''wake up gorgeous''.
I know, I use the saying too. I doubt it's a British thing, always assumed it was universally used, not sure as to origins, but now I'm wondering since my mother was Scottish.

And are you certain she/he isn't just being sarcastic?
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I'd like to just go on record and state that the marriage proposal, that continues to be brought up, was in jest. I'd rather cut both of my own feet off with a rusty butter knife than to be married again. That is all.
perfect scene for SAW movie!
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I know, I use the saying too. I doubt it's a British thing, always assumed it was universally used, not sure as to origins, but now I'm wondering since my mother was Scottish.

And are you certain she/he isn't just being sarcastic?
Not when she says it or something similar more than enough times and for that I like to get down while ''she's'' still snoozing, make her fave coffee and creep up to her with that
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I meant whether you wake up more beautiful...not how you manage to go to sleep...
It's just a saying 'beauty sleep' lol and my partner does at times wake me up in the morning by getting close staring at me opening my eyes saying ''wake up gorgeous''.


Lucky. My partner is more like this....




...she's sleek and boxy. I'm sure yours has curves.




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You're never a bore.
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I wonder how many proposals you, Sara, rebekahb and the other women on the forum have received. On E46Fanatics back in the day, any woman on the forum would get hounded. Lol!
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How much would it bother the men here if a woman had no nipples? It's a serious question.
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      04-16-2021, 09:56 AM   #8993
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I wonder how many proposals you, Sara, rebekahb and the other women on the forum have received. On E46Fanatics back in the day, any woman on the forum would get hounded. Lol!
E46 Fan was like leg humping central!
Those were the days, I still chat with a few people offline that I met online there
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How much would it bother the men here if a woman had no nipples? It's a serious question.
Well, that came out of left field
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[QUOTE=Sedan_Clan;27480139]Lucky. My partner is more like this....




...she's sleek and boxy. I'm sure yours has curves.


*Seing that clip it sounds about right to me!
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How much would it bother the men here if a woman had no nipples? It's a serious question.
Well, that came out of left field
I thought it would bother me more than it did. At the time, I was more active on the dating apps and I connected with this hottie who was attractive, fit and had her shit together professionally. This woman was forthright about being a breast cancer survivor. No biggie! I had previously dated women who successfully beat cancer. I find their stories to be wonderful accounts of courage, strength and perseverance.......but I digress. So, we're adults (...I think!!! ), and the topic of sex eventually came up. During the course of that conversation she revealed that her cancer was so advanced the doctors had to remove all breast tissue, which included her nipples. Despite being fit and having implants, it was still something she was self conscious about....and understandably so. I didn't really know what to expect when that moment came and I found myself oddly curious; wanting to inspect them. In the end, it didn't bother me/affect my sex drive like I assumed it would.
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I thought it would bother me more than it did. At the time, I was more active on the dating apps and I connected with this hottie who was attractive, fit and had her shit together professionally. This woman was forthright about being a breast cancer survivor. No biggie! I had previously dated women who successfully beat cancer. I find their stories to be wonderful accounts of courage, strength and perseverance.......but I digress. So, we're adults (...I think!!! ), and the topic of sex eventually came up. During the course of that conversation she revealed that her cancer was so advanced the doctors had to remove all breast tissue, which included her nipples. Despite being fit and having implants, it was still something she was self conscious about....and understandably so. I didn't really know what to expect when that moment came and I found myself oddly curious; wanting to inspect them. In the end, it didn't bother me/affect my sex drive like I assumed it would.
I believe you can get them tattooed on nowadays...
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I thought it would bother me more than it did. At the time, I was more active on the dating apps and I connected with this hottie who was attractive, fit and had her shit together professionally. This woman was forthright about being a breast cancer survivor. No biggie! I had previously dated women who successfully beat cancer. I find their stories to be wonderful accounts of courage, strength and perseverance.......but I digress. So, we're adults (...I think!!! ), and the topic of sex eventually came up. During the course of that conversation she revealed that her cancer was so advanced the doctors had to remove all breast tissue, which included her nipples. Despite being fit and having implants, it was still something she was self conscious about....and understandably so. I didn't really know what to expect when that moment came and I found myself oddly curious; wanting to inspect them. In the end, it didn't bother me/affect my sex drive like I assumed it would.
I believe you can get them tattooed on nowadays...
I know she considered that, but felt the the tattoo would be the worse option. She likened it to a pepperoni on a pizza since she has no protruding nipple at all (...currently just an inch long scar line on each breast).
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