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      02-28-2019, 01:49 PM   #3081
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Not to my knowledge.

Wait I take that back. I did have an incident once where I sent a drink back at a bar because it was unpalatable. I have no idea what got put in my second drink but I took a sip of it and apparently fell asleep at the bar on the table with business colleagues. The operations manager had to carry me out of the bar and drive me to a hotel. I remember nothing of the rest of the evening. The next morning I woke up extremely sick with a naked woman in bed with me. I then had to drive from Knoxville to Memphis feeling like I had a concussion. Had to stop on the side of the interstate several times and vomit. That was the only drink I had that night.

On the flip-side of this story, apparently I had sex that evening with a very attractive woman. I remember none of it but apparently whatever they slipped me turned me into a zombie pornstar. The things that she told me I did to her are not things that a gentleman does to a woman on the first encounter unless there is an exchange of money and a film crew present.
Dude, I've SEEN that movie!!
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      02-28-2019, 01:54 PM   #3082
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Dude, I've SEEN that movie!!
I honestly wish there had been a film crew involved. I would have loved to have seen what happened that evening. I did have a few pictures sent to me the next day of me passed out at the bar, several selfies with the girl in her car in the parking lot of the hotel and me laying face down in the hallway of the hotel flipping off the person taking the picture.
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      02-28-2019, 03:33 PM   #3083
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Not to my knowledge.

Wait I take that back. I did have an incident once where I sent a drink back at a bar because it was unpalatable. I have no idea what got put in my second drink but I took a sip of it and apparently fell asleep at the bar on the table with business colleagues. The operations manager had to carry me out of the bar and drive me to a hotel. I remember nothing of the rest of the evening. The next morning I woke up extremely sick with a naked woman in bed with me. I then had to drive from Knoxville to Memphis feeling like I had a concussion. Had to stop on the side of the interstate several times and vomit. That was the only drink I had that night.

On the flip-side of this story, apparently I had sex that evening with a very attractive woman. I remember none of it but apparently whatever they slipped me turned me into a zombie pornstar. The things that she told me I did to her are not things that a gentleman does to a woman on the first encounter unless there is an exchange of money and a film crew present.
what a shitty thing to do






that bartender wasted one of his roofies on you and you didnt even hook up with him. I think you owe him one.
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      02-28-2019, 03:50 PM   #3084
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what a shitty thing to do






that bartender wasted one of his roofies on you and you didnt even hook up with him. I think you owe him one.
Typical. I even ended up with someone else that evening. Doesn't say much about me but everything about his ability to effectively secure his prey. It's pretty sad to roofie someone and not seal the deal.
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what a shitty thing to do






that bartender wasted one of his roofies on you and you didnt even hook up with him. I think you owe him one.
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Typical. I even ended up with someone else that evening. Doesn't say much about me but everything about his ability to effectively secure his prey. It's pretty sad to roofie someone and not seal the deal.
In the defense of the bartender, he probably heard "Hey, get Jody another drink" and had not considered that it was a unisex name.

Then, when watching where the drink went, he was
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Joe's mind and vocabulary are much like being served something that you don't want to swallow on a 24k gold platter.....with 5 star service.
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      02-28-2019, 04:31 PM   #3086
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Either that, or this meme also works...
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Hope this doesn't apply to anyone here.

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Looks just like the street in front of my house.
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