Whack off Wednesday

1MOREMOD · 01-31-2019, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ******

Me neither... I can’t believe these guys treat their bodies like an amusement park. I think we need to have a contest.

Too far, you gonna officiate?

****** · 01-31-2019, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Too far, you gonna officiate?

Seinfeld, Mod, Seinfeld...

1MOREMOD · 01-31-2019, 07:05 PM

I dont have time for TV with all my shenanigans

****** · 01-31-2019, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I dont have time for TV with all my shenanigans

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheContest.htm

Turkish Pickle · 02-02-2019, 11:08 AM

i once walked in on my roommate who fell asleep with his dick in his hand in the living room, but it wasnt a wednesday

lsturbointeg · 02-03-2019, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

i once walked in on my roommate who fell asleep with his dick in his hand in the living room, but it wasnt a wednesday

zx10guy · 02-03-2019, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

i once walked in on my roommate who fell asleep with his dick in his hand in the living room, but it wasnt a wednesday

LOL. Wakey...wakey...hands off snakey.....

UncleWede · 02-04-2019, 11:15 AM

^ I've never been THAT tired

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2019, 11:45 AM

How about drunk?

UncleWede · 02-04-2019, 12:19 PM

Never woke up/became conscious with dick in hand

(my own or anyone else's)

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2019, 12:29 PM

Sure buddy

UncleWede · 02-04-2019, 01:05 PM

Listen pal. You said we'd never speak of that event again

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2019, 01:42 PM

At least you moisturize

lsturbointeg · 02-04-2019, 04:30 PM

LOL WTF!

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2019, 04:55 PM

Who's gonna a blink first I'm guessing neither

UncleWede · 02-04-2019, 05:01 PM

You got the shot to the face, you NEED to blink soon. SON.

Does your eye itch now??? The left one. Right there about where your eyebrow used to be before we shaved it off.

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2019, 05:28 PM

I know was surprised I shot it that far, I still owe you your fee

upstatedoc · 02-05-2019, 08:38 AM

so tomorrow is the big day, what kind of prep do you guys do?

1MOREMOD · 02-05-2019, 08:45 AM

Bang out a few early releases

UncleWede · 02-05-2019, 09:20 AM

Pre-gamer

King Rudi · 02-05-2019, 12:56 PM

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so tomorrow is the big day, what kind of prep do you guys do?

I'll moisturize the hands today. Perhaps a hot paraffin wax dip treatment as well. Tonight I'll go the gym and do some curls but only with my left arm. By tomorrow morning I'll be able to sink a full court shot with a 20 pound medicine ball using a left handed hook. After the gym, I'll shave so that this bastard has no where to hide. By bed time tomorrow, this little feller will need a therapist.

Oh yeah, this reminds me of this.

Enjoy.

lsturbointeg · 02-05-2019, 10:05 PM

Lol you guys have 54 minutes countdown before the big show! This is a disgusting but freakin' funny thread. The scary part is you guys really mean it!

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Turkish Pickle Banned 3056 Rep 381 Posts Drives: '21 330i xDrive Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (0) Garage List 2021 BMW 330i xDrive [10.00]	i once walked in on my roommate who fell asleep with his dick in his hand in the living room, but it wasnt a wednesday
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02-04-2019, 11:15 AM	#184
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18326 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	^ I've never been THAT tired
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18326 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Never woke up/became conscious with dick in hand (my own or anyone else's)
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