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      10-30-2015, 04:54 PM   #155
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Yeah! Everyone from OT can submit their own portion to the novel!
I'm in, I have great tips from my friend who translates this shit!
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      10-30-2015, 04:55 PM   #156
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I'm in, I have great tips from my friend who translates this shit!
Commence our very own piece of literature history. I expect quality things from you specifically, Banana.
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      10-30-2015, 05:02 PM   #157
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I once thought about 1MOREMOD thinking about Axius .....

then it got weird....
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      10-30-2015, 05:04 PM   #158
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I once thought about 1MOREMOD thinking about Axius .....

then it got weird....
I once thought about ASBSECU E93 and 1MOREMOD and @Bimmette and Axius and Biorin and Lups and Mr Tonka and MrPrena


all at the same time.
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      10-30-2015, 05:04 PM   #159
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My novel I am working on:

Once upon a time at Bimmerpost OT.....
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      10-30-2015, 05:07 PM   #160
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Mr Tonka - I'll be posting the most epic pic tomorrow to trump all your pics currently taken, or that will ever be taken in the future

Lups - I'm still in the game despite folks resorting to puppy pics and such!!

Waffles and her newest sidekick.....????
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      10-30-2015, 10:56 PM   #161
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I'd loan Lups my car for the same reason she would loan it to me. She wouldn't drive it because I know DCT and the awesome color would drive her insane. In fact, I once tried to give her the keys before she had Peter, and she said NO! I mean, really... who the fuck turns down a free drive of a car she wants but doesn't have???
Well yeah. I was going to have the real shit in a few hours, why would I want to ruin the experience with a white ass dentist car with the wrong gear box?

And dude your car is like my dream car after I go colorblind, a shark eats my foot and a hand so I can't use a broom stick to use a clutch.
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      11-17-2015, 11:49 AM   #162
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Meh, that man has too glorious hair, he would be distracted with everything reflecting. Pick me!
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      11-17-2015, 12:40 PM   #163
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If any of you guys come over to this cold shit box midwest PM me
you can drive it for a day as long as it's not snowing
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      11-17-2015, 12:47 PM   #164
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If any of you guys come over to this cold shit box midwest PM me
you can drive it for a day as long as it's not snowing
snow is the best thing that can be experienced with a car.
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      11-17-2015, 03:47 PM   #165
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snow is the best thing that can be experienced with a car.
My first week of owning an M3, I had to drive 40miles to work on a snowy day. Lots of fishtailing. I think I was slowest guy on the I-25. Better safe than sorry.
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      11-17-2015, 07:03 PM   #166
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Can be once a year but when you get snow for 3-4 months it gets old
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      11-17-2015, 08:17 PM   #167
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I once thought about 1MOREMOD thinking about Axius .....

then it got weird....

This is what I get for jumping to the end of the post first.. Now I'm afraid to read more lol
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      11-17-2015, 08:23 PM   #168
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Can be once a year but when you get snow for 3-4 months it gets old
We get more than that in Finland and it just makes the spring feel so much more special.

Besides, you haven't driven until you've hit an empty parking place with fresh snow. That's just too much fun.
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      11-18-2015, 01:01 PM   #169
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I din't realize you're form Finland you guys get hammered also.
You are only 2000km north form my mother land
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I din't realize you're form Finland you guys get hammered also.
You are only 2000km north form my mother land
Hungary, Romania Austria?
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Here is hint we just took beating from Ireland 2 and 0 NO Euro 2016 for us
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Here is hint we just took beating from Ireland 2 and 0 NO Euro 2016 for us
The best thing about football is that we Finns suck at it. If you want to get rid of people you bring up our victories in that and you can be alone the rest of the evening.
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      11-18-2015, 03:25 PM   #173
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      11-18-2015, 03:28 PM   #174
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Personally, I lend out cars to friends no problem, but only if I trust their driving skills. For me to lend it out to a forum member, I need to evaluate how you drive first.
I drive slowly and very, very little. The car probably wouldnt move at all!
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I drive like an old man on the street just don't let me near a track and alls good
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