*CONTEST & VOTING CLOSED!* --- Bimmerpost Halloween Costume Contest!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Prolapsed sheep

Mental image. Why.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

F marry kill, Bimmette, Biorin & Mama Lups.

I'm totally marriage material.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Mental image. Why.

Baaaaaaaabbbyyy...

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by C5driver

In that order?

No, i wanted to know what the guys think.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

No, i wanted to know what the guys think.

I think you're wrong.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I'm totally marriage material.

F marry kill,

F Biorin, Marry Bimmette...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Fuck...if you can't win an Axius look alike contest, you're SOL. Eat some ramen, quit X, and save up for your own damn goat.

1. I'm not a quitter, and 2. I'm the man. People should be buying me goats left and right

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I'm totally marriage material.

Pfffft, I'd marry you so fucking hard.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

1. I'm not a quitter, and 2. I'm the man. People should be buying me goats left and right

I must have missed your costume, goat boy

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I must have missed your costume, goat boy

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

You win an anemic goldfish...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

You win an anemic goldfish...

Is it because I look like Keeanu Reeves?

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I must have missed your costume, goat boy

Hahahahaha

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Question...how do you know the heifer was actually delivered?

Unlike with CCF, the heifer doesn't send me pictures and grades/updates, so I just have to go on trust.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Is it because I look like Keeanu Reeves?

You look like you need a Costco pack of razors.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

You look like you need a Costco pack of razors.

I'm really self conscious about my hairy legs. You hurt my feelings. I have an appointment for laser hair removal starting next week.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm really self conscious about my hairy legs. You hurt my feelings. I have an appointment for laser hair removal starting next week.

Take it down with a shaver and look for a brazilian Groupon.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Take it down with a shaver and look for a brazilian Groupon.

I would, but I'm sick of all those happy ending offers. It's a little played out. I know what Groupon is trying to do, and I'm not playing their sick games.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

I would, but I'm sick of all those happy ending offers. It's a little played out. I know what Groupon is trying to do, and I'm not playing their sick games.

Dunno dude...that 70's jungle bush is a bit too retro. Close your eyes and pretend the happy ending is a dream.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Axius

I would, but I'm sick of all those happy ending offers. It's a little played out. I know what Groupon is trying to do, and I'm not playing their sick games.

How's your gay neighbor doing?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

On a serious note, giving animals for Christmas is one of the coolest presents in the world. Many of the site will allow you to just give a donation amount in a person's name, then they will combine with other gifts to get an animal for the region.

The second best I have found is a local food bank donation in somebody's name.

I bought a heifer for my parents and sent it to Pakistan where they met and married during Peace Corps days. Dad started life as a dairy farmer, and went to Pakistan to teach them to be self-sufficient farming.

Absolutely true every word.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Lups

Goat cheater.

Waffles new play buddy is a little baby goat

Still trying to think of s name for her....any suggestions!?