Confess here

wdb · 10-18-2018, 05:17 PM

I drove my pitifully underpowered car home from work the long way. Actually the long long long way. With the top down. In 40-ish degree weather.

Darth One · 10-19-2018, 02:54 PM

I really dislike pooping in a public bathroom stall when the stall next to me is occupied. Sometimes it can't be helped but it's really disconcerting to be 3 feet away from another person grunting and plopping away...

If I can afford to wait I'll circle around all the other bathrooms in the building like a vulture, waiting to find my little oasis of pristine pooping perfection

Darth One · 10-19-2018, 03:39 PM

Follow-up confession to my previous public bathroom pooping confession :

I posted that confession while pooping in a public bathroom

upstatedoc · 10-19-2018, 03:43 PM

i don't poop in the staff BR because it is surrounded by peoples offices so i use the one near the waiting room that no one ever uses

TheMidnightNarwhal · 10-19-2018, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I really dislike pooping in a public bathroom stall when the stall next to me is occupied. Sometimes it can't be helped but it's really disconcerting to be 3 feet away from another person grunting and plopping away...

If I can afford to wait I'll circle around all the other bathrooms in the building like a vulture, waiting to find my little oasis of pristine pooping perfection

I'm so lucky to have those single room bathroom for handicap people.

I can barely piss with someone in the same room as me for some reason

gabriel.psd · 10-19-2018, 03:47 PM

The internal battle of coming to terms with selling my M3 has receded my hairline about 1.4%.

Turkish Pickle · 10-19-2018, 05:43 PM

i only take poops on campus on the upper floors of buildings where faculty works
i also go 5-10 mins after class starts to ensure i am alone in there and don't run into anyone after letting it rip heavily

gabriel.psd · 10-19-2018, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

i only take poops on campus on the upper floors of buildings where faculty works
i also go 5-10 mins after class starts to ensure i am alone in there and don't run into anyone after letting it rip heavily

This is a textbook approach to pooping in public. Well done.

Dog Face Pony Soldier · 10-19-2018, 11:35 PM

When playing golf I'll never hit a ball with mud stuck to it. I "lift, clean, and place" anytime regardless of the day's posted rules.

I also give myself free relief from a ball that lands in a divot if it's on the fairway.

Never_Enough · 10-22-2018, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Dude at the store today says "Awesome BMW Unc". Unc is short slang for Uncle meaning he viewed me as being old. UncleWede age is REALLY catching up with me I guess.

Should have responded with "Nice English, dope."

UncleWede · 10-22-2018, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Dude at the store today says "Awesome BMW Unc". Unc is short slang for Uncle meaning he viewed me as being old. UncleWede age is REALLY catching up with me I guess.

Hey, I resemble that remark

Now GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! #whippersnappers

Kev312 · 10-22-2018, 12:18 PM

I've come back from the dead.

1MOREMOD · 10-22-2018, 12:26 PM

Who is that guy

Kev312 · 10-22-2018, 12:43 PM

It's me. Kev.

gabriel.psd · 10-22-2018, 12:53 PM

Bacon?

1MOREMOD · 10-22-2018, 12:55 PM

Welcome you punk

Kev312 · 10-22-2018, 12:57 PM

I like bacon yes.

Don't call me a punk, mister alien. I'm a new guy. Be nice.

AntF32 · 10-22-2018, 01:00 PM

My confession is that after selling my F32 430D Xdrive and replacing it with a F48 20D Xdrive I DEEPLY regret making the switch.

The 430D was very highly specd but due to it being a coupe it was difficult to get out of due to a back condition, plus the boot wasn't practical. I'm in the position where the F48 just doesn't "tickle my spuds" like the 430D did, in that it's pretty pedestrian to drive i just get a sense of indifference when i get behind the wheel.

I'm currently in a relaxed state of employment due to the Telecoms industry in the UK tanking so not really in a position where I can justify selling the F48 and pumping more money into a car.

Should have kept the 430D

gabriel.psd · 10-22-2018, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kev312

I like bacon yes.

Don't call me a punk, mister alien. I'm a new guy. Be nice.

1MOREMOD · 10-22-2018, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kev312

I like bacon yes.

Don't call me a punk, mister alien. I'm a new guy. Be nice.

Sorry your shortness.

Kev312 · 10-22-2018, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Sorry your shortness.

I'm tall with yellow skin and can't see well.

wdb · 10-22-2018, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Kev312

I'm tall with yellow skin and can't see well.

Helluva confession.

10-18-2018, 05:17 PM	#1233
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10-19-2018, 02:54 PM	#1234
Darth One drunk poster 6607 Rep 3,649 Posts Drives: M4 GTS \| E46 M3 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	I really dislike pooping in a public bathroom stall when the stall next to me is occupied. Sometimes it can't be helped but it's really disconcerting to be 3 feet away from another person grunting and plopping away... If I can afford to wait I'll circle around all the other bathrooms in the building like a vulture, waiting to find my little oasis of pristine pooping perfection
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10-19-2018, 03:39 PM	#1235
Darth One drunk poster 6607 Rep 3,649 Posts Drives: M4 GTS \| E46 M3 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	Follow-up confession to my previous public bathroom pooping confession : I posted that confession while pooping in a public bathroom
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10-19-2018, 03:43 PM	#1236
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10-19-2018, 03:47 PM	#1238
gabriel.psd Lieutenant 498 Rep 471 Posts Drives: F80 AW 6MT Join Date: May 2009 Location: San Diego iTrader: (0) Garage List 2004 330ci [0.00]	The internal battle of coming to terms with selling my M3 has receded my hairline about 1.4%. __________________ Gabe - F80 AW Cloth 6MT - HRE 520 - OEM GTS Hood - CS lip/spoiler/diffuser - Status Gruppe SRS Coilovers - Nose Lift - Full Suspension - OEM Alcantara & Carbon interior - BM3 - IKON
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10-19-2018, 05:43 PM	#1239
Turkish Pickle Banned 3056 Rep 381 Posts Drives: '21 330i xDrive Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (0) Garage List 2021 BMW 330i xDrive [10.00]	i only take poops on campus on the upper floors of buildings where faculty works i also go 5-10 mins after class starts to ensure i am alone in there and don't run into anyone after letting it rip heavily
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10-19-2018, 11:35 PM	#1241
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10-22-2018, 12:18 PM	#1244
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10-22-2018, 12:26 PM	#1245
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10-22-2018, 12:43 PM	#1246
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10-22-2018, 12:53 PM	#1247
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10-22-2018, 12:55 PM	#1248
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10-22-2018, 12:57 PM	#1249
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10-22-2018, 01:00 PM	#1250
AntF32 First Lieutenant 447 Rep 357 Posts Drives: G30 540i xDrive - Carbon Black Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: Hampshire (the first one) iTrader: (0)	My confession is that after selling my F32 430D Xdrive and replacing it with a F48 20D Xdrive I DEEPLY regret making the switch. The 430D was very highly specd but due to it being a coupe it was difficult to get out of due to a back condition, plus the boot wasn't practical. I'm in the position where the F48 just doesn't "tickle my spuds" like the 430D did, in that it's pretty pedestrian to drive i just get a sense of indifference when i get behind the wheel. I'm currently in a relaxed state of employment due to the Telecoms industry in the UK tanking so not really in a position where I can justify selling the F48 and pumping more money into a car. Should have kept the 430D
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