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Most women think they're the shit or some kind if queens and thus they ask for so much. Looks fade and those women with terrible personalities end up alone when they get older. Same goes for men (but it's a bit easier). |
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Welp moving on, totally not 6'2"
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10-07-2016, 09:16 PM | #93 |
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5'6 and 200lbs here. 6'2 when the erection fully kicks in.
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10-07-2016, 11:25 PM | #94 | |
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Thanks guys, you made her laugh and decide to stay single for all eternity. Apparently my inability to count and the sad fact I like the ot crew here makes me useless as a matchmaker.
Oh, I also got a text telling me she's taller than I so I fucked even that up
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10-07-2016, 11:35 PM | #95 |
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Go home troll you are dunk!!
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10-07-2016, 11:37 PM | #96 | ||
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Jeez Phil, i needed advice on where to find a nice guy, I'll make sure I won't bring her to you!
yeah, I think I over shot with the part I have to like him. I don't like anyone. Hey that's cruel! And not true. I know one worse. She has clothes. Quote:
She is for once single, and i needed advice how to end that. I think i got it though! 1. No car dudes, 2. No internet users. 3 nobody i know. Don't! Bp is my dark secret. I don't want her to tell on me and you showing up would destroy this hangout for me.
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probably right. That was funny. got a laugh.
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I fucking hate people who think 7am is an acceptable time to start work in the weekends, especially when you're using your friends as free labor.
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Does she like candy
And vans????
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I disapproved this, then laughed, then frowned again while laughing. I'll make sure to add an epic sense of humor to my long list of qualities to look for.
Wade you and I are too old to remember what it's like to be single. Hell, I tried to think where I used to go for a night out (to study the bible of course!!) and I couldn't even remember the names of such places.
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Can't remember the first thing
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Fuck it. I'll teach her to knit and buy her a cat.
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She's so young. Tell her to travel the world and have fun!
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If I have to look up at a full 90 degrees then that is probably an no no...
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She's done that already.
Seriously, where did we used to go pick up guys? I've tried to remember, but I got nothing.
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2. ??? 3. Profit
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I'll send you a cat too, and I better start being nicer to my spouse
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