Confess here

1MOREMOD · 03-26-2018, 06:14 PM

The chiclet is the probe

King Rudi · 03-27-2018, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

You should kiss her, instead of playing American Psycho !

Then she might think I like her or something.

UncleWede · 03-27-2018, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

The chiclet is the probe

reveals "Ancient Chinese secret"

blbroo · 03-29-2018, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

reveals "Ancient Chinese secret"

Ah, the circle of knowledge is complete.

Is this where people come to confess how they ended up drinking their own urine? Asking for a friend

Quite the opposite spectrum from the "what are you sipping on" thread.

UncleWede · 03-29-2018, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by blbroo

Ah, the circle of knowledge is complete.

Is this where people come to confess how they ended up drinking their own urine? Asking for a friend

Quite the opposite spectrum from the "what are you sipping on" thread.

OT is a truly special place. I've been stuck here since 2006???

///M Power-Belgium · 03-29-2018, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

OT is a truly special place. I've been stuck here since 2006???

Uncle , that's because *WE* are special !

1MOREMOD · 03-29-2018, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

OT is a truly special place. I've been stuck here since 2006???

Damn og.

BSM n54iS · 03-29-2018, 06:10 PM

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Germanauto · 04-01-2018, 08:31 PM

Confession: I just got April f*kkin fooled the worst way a guy can get April fooled.

Girl tells me over text we are gonna find out tonight if we are physically compatible.

Then after 45 mins at the bar says "I dont go to peoples' home on the first date."

Number deleted upon leaving the establishment. What a kick in the nuts.

Ali Shiralian · 04-01-2018, 08:39 PM

I once believed in religion

MKSixer · 04-01-2018, 09:23 PM

I was a liberal democrat.

F30lolz · 04-01-2018, 09:25 PM

I just doubled dipped at my own lil’ get together. The dip was medium for those keeping score at home.

Mingwan · 04-01-2018, 10:19 PM

when i used to work at walmart at the return item center, i would take the credit card of a pissy customer in the back and swipe it through my ass crack then hand it back.

TrevorM3 · 04-02-2018, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Mingwan

when i used to work at walmart at the return item center, i would take the credit card of a pissy customer in the back and swipe it through my ass crack then hand it back.

lmao

King Rudi · 04-02-2018, 11:12 AM

I rocked down to Electric Avenue......but didn't take it higher.

upstatedoc · 04-02-2018, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Just_Jody

I rocked down to Electric Avenue......but didn't take it higher.

old school

King Rudi · 04-02-2018, 11:50 AM

Indeed.....now the song will be in my head for the remainder of the day. I'm good with it though.

Darth One · 04-02-2018, 11:53 AM

i sometimes pick my nose in traffic. the boogers get flicked out the window, but never wiped on the floormat because i'm not a barbarian.

once i scored a once-in-a-lifetime shot with a particularly big, wet one that was flicked from my finger and landed on the passenger door handle of the car next to me.

King Rudi · 04-02-2018, 11:54 AM

^savage

1MOREMOD · 04-02-2018, 11:56 AM

That's a good flick bro

Darth One · 04-02-2018, 11:59 AM

give me the same shot 1000 times and i wouldn't be able to hit it again

///M Power-Belgium · 04-02-2018, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

i sometimes pick my nose in traffic. the boogers get flicked out the window, but never wiped on the floormat because i'm not a barbarian.

once i scored a once-in-a-lifetime shot with a particularly big, wet one that was flicked from my finger and landed on the passenger door handle of the car next to me.

I wonder how your steering wheel looks like...

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