I need to find a man!

[JasonCSU]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Said many teen fathers.

Poor bastards must have effed up their money shot. Hasn't porn taught them anything?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

You don't know Anna ?

My dear boy, I do say we have you most confused at the moment. Quite understandable though old chap - it's barmy in here.

Anna is a man, named by a father who was hoping for a daughter. Anna very much likes his Cheetos.

C5Driver is also a man.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Guys that depends of her vacuum s@ck force !
I noticed ...Bigger lips = Bigger vacuum .

That's why I think when I see black chicks with big lips...The vacuum must be awesome !

Why are we talking about BJ's and sucking and whatnot, and then have a gif of a little girl who's probably all of 6 years old?? :

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm having trouble translating this in my head, but what I'm taking away from this is that you are saying I get an opportunity to hurl one insult at you free of charge (ie. free from you demanding a date).

That's what I'm going with anyways.

no, I said that as a thank you for your kind words, I won't threaten to date you for about five minutes.

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Guys that depends of her vacuum s@ck force !
I noticed ...Bigger lips = Bigger vacuum .

That's why I think when I see black chicks with big lips...The vacuum must be awesome !

Edit nagging directed wrongly. Sorry and edited.

Originally Posted by Joekerr

My dear boy, I do say we have you most confused at the moment. Quite understandable though old chap - it's barmy in here.

Anna is a man, named by a father who was hoping for a daughter. Anna very much likes his Cheetos.

C5Driver is also a man.

Originally Posted by shoei

Why are we talking about BJ's and sucking and whatnot, and then have a gif of a little girl who's probably all of 6 years old?? :

My thoughts exactly.

[fravel]

Originally Posted by shoei

Why are we talking about BJ's and sucking and whatnot, and then have a gif of a little girl who's probably all of 6 years old?? :

Because it's OT, nothing is sacred here.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by fravel

Because it's OT, nothing is sacred here.

Meh, we are bitches towards each other but we censure at this topic all on our own.

On the topic: I am watching stargate with my kids. If the linux comment wasn't enough to convince everyone I'm a hopeless geek, that should be enough to prove me as a genuine Nolife.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by fravel

Because it's OT, nothing is sacred here.

This doesn't constitute as "locker room banter..."

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by shoei

Why are we talking about BJ's and sucking and whatnot, and then have a gif of a little girl who's probably all of 6 years old?? :

Damn bro... that's the only gif I could find with that sound... I didn't really pay attention to the ... #shame

Edit: Also, there a guy at my door that says he's from UPS. Does anyone know what Chris Hansen looks like?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by shoei

This doesn't constitute as "locker room banter..."

Don't make me grab you by the pussy shoei

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Damn bro... that's the only gif I could find with that sound... I didn't really pay attention to the ... #shame

Edit: Also, there a guy at my door that says he's from UPS. Does anyone know what Chris Hanson looks like?

We would've killed you if we didn't know you didn't mean that.

Again, Jack O'Neill!!! Anyone?!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

This doesn't constitute as "locker room banter..."

Jack o'neill!!!

But I agree. Old fucks like us should only post pics of grandmas.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

My dear boy, I do say we have you most confused at the moment. Quite understandable though old chap - it's barmy in here.

Anna is a man, named by a father who was hoping for a daughter. Anna very much likes his Cheetos.

C5Driver is also a man.

My dear boy ?
I look like a mad Ambiorix my friend !

The only truth in your comment is that C5 is a man ..C5 is Asian with his real first name Alex .
The rest is BS , because I had several PM's with Anna when my dad died and Anna is probably the best mother on earth for her children !
Saw also personal pics from our blonde Anna , ect...

The only thing that Anna has like a man is balls brother and in a way like don't mess with me pal !
That's in short our Anna .
I'm sorry Anna ...

Amen !

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by shoei

Why are we talking about BJ's and sucking and whatnot, and then have a gif of a little girl who's probably all of 6 years old?? :

Exactly bro , actually I have respect for your observation !
For a moment I thought we have some pedos on here...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

My dear boy ?
I look like a mad Ambiorix my friend !

The only truth in your comment is that C5 is a man ..C5 is Asian with his real first name Alex .
The rest is BS , because I had several PM's with Anna when my dad died and Anna is probably the best mother on earth for her children !
Saw also personal pics from our blonde Anna , ect...

The only thing that Anna has like a man is balls brother and in a way like don't mess with me pal !
That's in short our Anna .
I'm sorry Anna ...

Amen !

Dude a banned member of bp said I'm a 48 year old man, and I'm sticking with the image. The Christmas thread as you can see with the comments is buried to the bp history.

We've got enough hot chicks here, but I'm honored to be the hottest fat man here.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Dude a banned member of bp said I'm a 48 year old man, and I'm sticking with the image. The Christmas thread as you can see with the comments is buried to the bp history.

We've got enough hot chicks here, but I'm honored to be the hottest fat man here.

Of course dear mama Anna ...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Of course dear mama Anna ...

That's mr Anna to you, or I'll fly there and key your car.

(k, no, but I'm low on new threads.)

[UncleWede]

I like Stargate

[JasonCSU]

I did not expect a Linux conversation to come out of this thread.

*typed on a system running kubuntu*

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

My dear boy ?
I look like a mad Ambiorix my friend !

The British accent didn't really grab you then eh?

You can look like whatever you would like to, apparently, you can even identify with whatever you'd like to in today's society which shows you how screwed up society is.

Drives me nuts, and I'm only 35...I'm supposed to be the prime audience buying all the crap a distinct minority in society is selling. Not so much selling as attempting to force their ideas down my throat, but tomato / tomahtoe I suppose.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

That's mr Anna to you, or I'll fly there and key your car.

(k, no, but I'm low on new threads.)

I would pull on your nipples !

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

The British accent didn't really grab you then eh?

You can look like whatever you would like to, apparently, you can even identify with whatever you'd like to in today's society which shows you how screwed up society is.

Drives me nuts, and I'm only 35...I'm supposed to be the prime audience buying all the crap a distinct minority in society is selling. Not so much selling as attempting to force their ideas down my throat, but tomato / tomahtoe I suppose.

Yeah...This sounds already better my friend .

[bimmette]

Oh Jesus Christ.