You know you're old when...

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Im throwing a party because today i learned that i dont have any colon polyps!

Sounds like a reason to celebrate to me.

I go in again next near for my second one.

PS - or is it third? Hmmm... You know I'm old, 'cause I'm not sure.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Im throwing a party because today i learned that i dont have any colon polyps!

Yay! See you in ten years!

[UncleWede]

Wait, this hole polyps thing is age based?

I was like 26 or something, with the 3-day cleanse and barium contrast.

No klingons were found

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait, this hole polyps thing is age based?

I was like 26 or something, with the 3-day cleanse and barium contrast.

No klingons were found

Lower GI w/barium enema.

Had that done early on as well.

Nothing interesting found.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Lower GI w/barium enema.

Had that done early on as well.

Nothing interesting found.

I recall drinking the barium?

About a decade later, when I had a full homeopathic case taken, barium was what I was prescribed. Coincidence??? I think not.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I recall drinking the barium?

About a decade later, when I had a full homeopathic case taken, barium was what I was prescribed. Coincidence??? I think not.

Mine was definitely an enema, and I hated it!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Mine was definitely an enema, and I hated it!

Oh, there was a camera definitely sent the wrong way up the alimentary canal, but I don't recall any liquids being inserted.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Oh, there was a camera definitely sent the wrong way up the alimentary canal, but I don't recall any liquids being inserted.

I think we had different procedures.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Esteban

I think we had different procedures.

Probably, with the difference in our ages, the procedure had evolved by the time it got to me

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Probably, with the difference in our ages, the procedure had evolved by the time it got to me

I think we're only about 10 years different. But that can mean a big difference as far as medical procedures go.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Esteban

I think we're only about 10 years different. But that can mean a big difference as far as medical procedures go.

1966, but they put a man on the moon shortly after I was born. How far did medical technology advance in the late 80's???

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

1966, but they put a man on the moon shortly after I was born. How far did medical technology advance in the late 80's???

1955 here, and the answer to your question is probably a lot. The difference between drinking the barium and injecting it up the anus.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

You step down from rung 3 to 2 on the ladder, hit something, and don't even try to grab the ladder as you fall backwards, it's no use. . .

If your angel is around, it was the couch that tripped that fatal step, and you land comfortably on said couch, and the 5' shelf, and both drills drop the other direction instead of impaling you in the gut/testicles.

I’m glad your angel was there! Try falling from the top to the bottom of a spiral staircase in the guesthouse. This picture shows where my feet slammed up against the wall at the bottom. The marks at the top are over 5 feet up the wall. On the way down, I thought I was gonna break my neck or split my head open on the tile floor at the bottom. I used up one of my nine lives that night, meow!

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I’m glad your angel was there! Try falling from the top to the bottom of a spiral staircase in the guesthouse. This picture shows where my feet slammed up against the wall at the bottom. The marks at the top are over 5 feet up the wall. On the way down, I thought I was gonna break my neck or split my head open on the tile floor at the bottom. I used up one of my nine lives that night, meow!

Always figured you for a pussy

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Always figured you for a pussy

That was a good one, I’ll give you that. But, I am what I eat, on a daily basis. Usually twice a day. I go to bed with one in my mouth and I wake up with a different one in my mouth. It makes me go pppppprrrrrrrr!

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

That was a good one, I’ll give you that. But, I am what I eat, on a daily basis. Usually twice a day. I go to bed with one in my mouth and I wake up with a different one in my mouth. It makes me go pppppprrrrrrrr!

Nobody cares.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Nobody cares.

But yet, to this day, you continue to read and respond! You must be so fucking bored. Anyway Ciao! I have two naked girlfriends playing upstairs. I need to go make a sandwich outa that!

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

But yet, to this day, you continue to read and respond! You must be so fucking bored. Anyway Ciao! I have two naked girlfriends playing upstairs. I need to go make a sandwich outa that!

As it's been stated to you NUMEROUS times but you're too stupid to get it, reading does not imply enjoying, nor wanting to see.

Most people of reasonable intelligence (I'm assuming you're not one of them based on your comments) read most things in a thread pretty quickly without conscious effort. We scroll down the page, and read most posts in a matter of seconds. It only takes a few seconds to read your dribble, and wish you hadn't, but sadly by then it's too late.

I'm sure you open a page and look closely at the authors name, and make a conscious effort to move your eyeballs down to read their post or not based on how you value their input - but if you were that skilled, you'd be ignoring people like me by now because you would know I would never have anything nice to say about you - but you still read it. You must love what I say - I feel so touched by that.

I'm off to cook lobster for dinner. Enjoy your crabs.

[M_Six]

When aching joints in your hands become a part of life just like the non-stop tinnitus in your ears.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by dinonz

As it's been stated to you NUMEROUS times but you're too stupid to get it, reading does not imply enjoying, nor wanting to see.

Most people of reasonable intelligence (I'm assuming you're not one of them based on your comments) read most things in a thread pretty quickly without conscious effort. We scroll down the page, and read most posts in a matter of seconds. It only takes a few seconds to read your dribble, and wish you hadn't, but sadly by then it's too late.

I'm sure you open a page and look closely at the authors name, and make a conscious effort to move your eyeballs down to read their post or not based on how you value their input - but if you were that skilled, you'd be ignoring people like me by now because you would know I would never have anything nice to say about you - but you still read it. You must love what I say - I feel so touched by that.

I'm off to cook lobster for dinner. Enjoy your crabs.

I couldn’t give two fucks what you have to say. Or, what you think of me. I only continue to tell my life stories because it continues to twist the panties of losers like you. I don’t know why you keep attacking my intelligence. I guess that’s all you got. Whatever my intelligence, I’m doing better than 99.999999915% of the population on this planet. Now, if you’re really smart, you’ll be able to figure out where I stand on the financial scale. But, I doubt you’ll be able to figure that out. One thing is for sure. I’m doing a lot better than you are! Now, you’ll have to excuse me. My third girlfriend just came home from the gym and she needs my attention.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I’m doing better than 99.999999915% of the population on this planet. Now, if you’re really smart, you’ll be able to figure out where I stand on the financial scale. But, I doubt you’ll be able to figure that out. One thing is for sure. I’m doing a lot better than you are!

You're such an ignorant egomaniac that you don't realize you're probably not

[rwheels]

A couple of you guys sound like kids. This is the codgers thread, if I remember correctly.