Tinder/Dating Apps

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Looked like a porno TBH.

Smart enough to locate the camera though. Lol

"Belgium" was so hurt when the toothpick stole his girl too..

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

It's funny because I always get Trey Songz comparisons and people call me that. I'm like ummmmmmm don't associate me with such behaviors.

Well know you have full license to do that next time it happens.. cuz it ain't mean if someone else did it first

[Verbiage]

Haha I know right. I stay catching dude's girlfriends eyeing me, too. Even when I was with my ex girlfriends. Women have no shame when they see what they want.


Can't blame em though. Lol

[Verbiage]

Like one time I went for a run and took my shirt off on the trail when I was running with my ex earlier this year (country park in Virginia) and every mid-late 20's girl we passed automatically dropped their gaze to my midsection. And she was running behind me so she saw all of it happen. :


Needless to say, I run with Nike Dri-Fit gear now.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Like one time I went for a run and took my shirt off on the trail when I was running with my ex earlier this year (country park in Virginia) and every mid-late 20's girl we passed automatically dropped their gaze to my midsection. And she was running behind me so she saw all of it happen. :


Needless to say, I run with Nike Dri-Fit gear now.

Sing the lines "Mr Steal you girl.." whenever you pass someone.. see what happens

see if you can get a little self-fulfilling prophecy happening..

[Verbiage]

Hahahaha I should.


I'll probably put my iPhone on speaker and loop that audio where he says it so everyone can hear me coming down the trails.


Coming down the trail, coming for you girl, coming on your girl after your girl comes for me?


#swaswaswaaaag

[Verbiage]

Bruh grimlock make a fucking tinder and post funny shit. You've got plenty pickup lines and shit from all these damn videos. Lol

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Hahahaha I should.


I'll probably put my iPhone on speaker and loop that audio where he says it so everyone can hear me coming down the trails.


Coming down the trail, coming for you girl, coming on your girl after your girl comes for me?


#swaswaswaaaag

make sure it's clear you are jogging

[Verbiage]

Hahahahahahaha you dick

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Bruh grimlock make a fucking tinder and post funny shit. You've got plenty pickup lines and shit from all these damn videos. Lol

yah think so?

but im like 35+.. the matches i got were asking if i was serious, settling down etc.
only matched with 25+
i want the 20-25 ones that don't to get married

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Hahahahahahaha you dick

wear a glow stick or two twisted as fun ornaments.. =very approachable

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by grimlock

yah think so?

but im like 35+.. the matches i got were asking if i was serious, settling down etc.
only matched with 25+
i want the 20-25 ones that don't to get married

Haha trust me they're there. Just requires a bit of patience, of which I don't really have but then again I usually put money before most people so I don't mind waiting a bit. Lol

[grimlock]

but seriously, yah i think humor probably works the best because its hardest to pull off, you have to be sure of yourself or it falls flat

funny guys DO pull the hottest chicks.. it's actually not that common a skill to have

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by grimlock

wear a glow stick or two twisted as fun ornaments.. =very approachable

Haha dude I'm gonna get arrested.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by grimlock

but seriously, yah i think humor probably works the best because its hardest to pull off, you have to be sure of yourself or it falls flat

funny guys DO pull the hottest chicks.. it's actually not that common a skill to have

I'm funny goddammit

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Haha trust me they're there. Just requires a bit of patience, of which I don't really have but then again I usually put money before most people so I don't mind waiting a bit. Lol

what's sad is i made a fake account of a lesbian and she matched nearly all the hot girls.. some of them were like "just looking for friends" (???!)
shows what its like for guys vs for girls

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I'm funny goddammit

there
put that in your tinder profile

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Haha dude I'm gonna get arrested.

for what? weirdness? public indencency.. for being Verbiage IRL

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by grimlock

what's sad is i made a fake account of a lesbian and she matched nearly all the hot girls.. some of them were like "just looking for friends" (???!)
shows what its like for guys vs for girls

I believe it lol. Their tastes are very particular. And no one really knows where they lie.

[Verbiage]

My tinder profile is actually pretty asshole-ish. I took the part about wanting a witch out (sorry Mike. lol).


Says some shit about being well spoken, going to the gym regularly, funny, tolerating their dog, and having good credit, and what more could they possibly want.


Now I'm matching white girls again.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

My tinder profile is actually pretty asshole-ish. I took the part about wanting a witch out (sorry Mike. lol).


Says some shit about being well spoken, going to the gym regularly, funny, tolerating their dog, and having good credit, and what more could they possibly want.


Now I'm matching white girls again.

back when i tried it

i just had one-liners.. for whatever mood i was feeling at the time, the matches id get where totally dependent on the line. each bait only works for each particular fish..

have you tried anything light-hearted or sarcastic? glad im not in the game anymore..

[Verbiage]

Lol yeah the tone is pretty sarcastic. It actually wards away lots of the undesirables. I haven't changed it since Mike talked about the witches, but I never really cared about who likes and didn't like what I said in my bio. Also called out chin angle fatties in my bio.


At the end of the day, they're going to swipe if they find you witty and physically attractive. Everything else will follow. Being a complete asshole doesn't work, if you're not fat.