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LMAO! This is exactly what I was thinking, every car guy here is thinking don't lay on my damn car bitch!
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And buff the damn lap dance swirl marks off the hood.
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Cailín gan eagla.
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If Cornell is anything like Tulane, there are baskets with free condoms in the library and other campus offices... In a variety of sizes, textures and flavors!
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My sister likes to party with hers ... perhaps you can party together?
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