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      10-16-2020, 08:37 PM   #4357
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Also she can't get pregnant if you just bust it on her face.
Up the bum. No babies!
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      10-16-2020, 09:28 PM   #4358
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Whatever you do double wrap that bitch and don't trust she takes any type of birth control regularly or she has a course of antibiotics and uh oh.
I'm somewhat concerned now - the guys have been chill, the girls not so much.

rebekahb cmyx6go spill the beans please: maybe i'm not seeing through it but I honestly don't think this is a huge issue

I'm not trying to be a father so I take precautions as much as I can without going full Mormon
For someone her age who doesn't understand how sex works is quite confusing. You can't rely on someone that naive to take precautions effectively. The fact that she cries wolf is also concerning. That in and of it self should have you on guard. That's where my comment came from. I hope you don't wow her to the point where you get a stage 5 clinger on your hands who is willing to do anything to "keep" you.

Be smart and think with the correct head. Don't assume she has the preventative part covered.
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      10-16-2020, 09:40 PM   #4359
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For someone her age who doesn't understand how sex works is quite confusing. You can't rely on someone that naive to take precautions effectively. The fact that she cries wolf is also concerning. That in and of it self should have you on guard. That's where my comment came from. I hope you don't wow her to the point where you get a stage 5 clinger on your hands who is willing to do anything to "keep" you.

Be smart and think with the correct head. Don't assume she has the preventative part covered.
Oh boy am I so so fucked That's a story for later but looking back at it now, I think she's at stage 10. Let's just say I never had anyone do my laundry, let alone ask to help with it.

But yes I've been on the look out for myself for a while. I don't intend to back down on that any time soon. But that's just me and my inability to trust almost anyone

Valid points, and upstatedoc no I wish I was joking. I was on the phone with her earlier tonight and asked flat out why she told me about it before taking a test. She said she was scared and didn't know what to do; okay sure whatever. But it just kept on going without a seeming end, every question had a counter point and victimization. I ended up hanging up and am getting ready to go out with friends, but the more I dug into this the more I got the vibe that she might have done this to gauge my reaction (which goes without saying, is fucky). I did not ask this directly, however.

I think I have some reflecting to do this weekend.
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      10-16-2020, 11:51 PM   #4360
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Way back when. I dated this woman, I think she was 31 at the time. It was a blind date, and she lived 50 miles away. She rode a bus, and was of different religious persuasion than I. After a couple weekend dates, she asked me to come over, and bring protection, I was going to be her first
That was awkward! She had a migraine the next morning, and the hair in the sink trap just wasn't what I needed in my life

About 8 months later, I'm with my current wife and we've just discovered we are going to be parents. I get a call from the previous and she mentions something about contracting an STD. Funny, the OB/Gyn who just checked my pregnant GF didn't mention anything
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      10-16-2020, 11:54 PM   #4361
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Also she can't get pregnant if you just bust it on her face.
True. Just tell her, it's good for her skin.
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      10-18-2020, 08:32 AM   #4362
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Got my flu shot last week and as I walked into the room the female doctor looked at me and we started instantly to chat what turned suddenly into a flirt with light sparklings.
30 minutes later someone knocked on the door for reminding us that outside are more to do.
Never felt so fresh after a vaccination since
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      10-18-2020, 10:52 PM   #4363
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Got my flu shot last week and as I walked into the room the female doctor looked at me and we started instantly to chat what turned suddenly into a flirt with light sparklings.
30 minutes later someone knocked on the door for reminding us that outside are more to do.
Never felt so fresh after a vaccination since
Which STD was she vaccinating you against?
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      10-19-2020, 09:33 AM   #4364
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Since I got my son a 2018, I've been looking for a Yaris iA forum
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      10-19-2020, 10:14 AM   #4365
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There is a special place in hell for people who willingly purchase white Ford Explorer's and put bike/ski racks on top.
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      10-19-2020, 10:46 AM   #4366
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There is a special place in hell for people who willingly purchase white Ford Explorer's and put bike/ski racks on top.
Or certain Subarus.
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      10-19-2020, 11:26 AM   #4367
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      10-19-2020, 11:36 AM   #4368
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I hope numbers were exchanged so you can fulfill your nurse fantasies.
That was the point, after she stamped my vaccination book, she wrote her last name extra clear to read...and search in case of
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      10-19-2020, 11:45 AM   #4369
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I'm inactive for a week and Pickle about became a father, what the hell did I miss lmao.

As for a confession, got pulled over for the first time in my life. 81 in a 65 3hrs down the road in NC. Now have a court date in December fml. Had mapped it to a Sheetz because I miss MTO gas station food (like wawa, Rutters, etc). Had to piss so bad, but that excuse didn't work on the cop.
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      10-19-2020, 12:01 PM   #4370
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.....and how does that leave you feeling afterward?

And you mean masterbate "to"? Not "for" or "on"?
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      10-19-2020, 12:17 PM   #4371
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.....and how does that leave you feeling afterward?

And you mean masterbate "to"? Not "for" or "on"?
Yes to your second question, like on pornhub. I think the jigliness -for lack of a better word- satisfies some primal desire.

As to how I feel, I'm usually a man of few emotions. But the nirvana that washes over my body as I finish is quickly eroded by a sense of depression and self loathing. Not because the girl is chubby, but because I realize I could have a girlfriend instead of having cum on my stomach. Yet that fact doesn't seem to change for some unknown reason.
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      10-19-2020, 01:57 PM   #4372
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There is a special place in hell for people who willingly purchase white Ford Explorer's and put bike/ski racks on top.
This shit has been going on since the days of assholes buying Harleys with fairings and white saddlebags, and riding around wearing white helmets. The guys who did this when i was a kid are already probably in hell now waiting for those other impostors
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@Joekerr the deed is done. I believe we had some sort of agreement ?
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@Joekerr the deed is done. I believe we had some sort of agreement ?
To Bimmer Post in general, far and wide:

I'm thrilled to announce my upcoming inauguration as the newest President of the Untied States of America (sorry, but not sorry Trump). And yes, that will be my first Executive Order (why bother with the houses right - rule by executive order)...to change United to Untied. I feel it better represents what America has become, and then we can more easily get rid of the basket of deplorables who do not accept my rule.

With this vote, I feel like I have the Hispanics in my corner, due to Wede's wife, and I ought to have the whites in my corner as well due to Wede. Now I just need to focus on the Black, Indian, Native and Asian vote. Any other demographics in your country I am missing?

I'd ask for MKSixer help in locking down the black vote, but since with this cast ballot of Wede's, I've now promised MK's house to Wede when I come into power, I suspect he won't be so enthused about helping me. But here, I'll sweeten the pot MK - whose house would you like? If you get me in, I'll evict them and give it to you. Halp!

I thank you from the bottom of my heart Wede! I will be the best, the yugest liked president ever. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.
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I'm thrilled to announce my upcoming inauguration as the newest President of the Untied States of America (sorry, but not sorry Trump). And yes, that will be my first Executive Order (why bother with the houses right - rule by executive order)...to change United to Untied. I feel it better represents what America has become, and then we can more easily get rid of the basket of deplorables who do not accept my rule.

With this vote, I feel like I have the Hispanics in my corner, due to Wede's wife, and I ought to have the whites in my corner as well due to Wede. Now I just need to focus on the Black, Indian, Native and Asian vote. Any other demographics in your country I am missing?

I'd ask for MKSixer help in locking down the black vote, but since with this cast ballot of Wede's, I've now promised MK's house to Wede when I come into power, I suspect he won't be so enthused about helping me. But here, I'll sweeten the pot MK - whose house would you like? If you get me in, I'll evict them and give it to you. Halp!

I thank you from the bottom of my heart Wede! I will be the best, the yugest liked president ever. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.
I'm not for sale, good sir. I'm insulted that you would think so!!




Now a long-term lease of my services is more my style. Here is the deal: I will deliver the black vote AND the native vote due to the fact that my girlfriend, yes...girlfriend-it's official, is 1/2 Native American. The terms are as follows:

1. I am Chief of Stuff
2. I get to choose whatever house I like in the continental United States.
3. I get to choose whatever countries we invade for as long as your presidency last. (Never mind the fact that I think it may be 35 to 40 minutes.)
4. I get to be Chancellor of The Exchequer and we print our own money...which is good at any car dealership in the continental United States.

These, good sir, are my terms. This offer has an expiration date.
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