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      02-02-2018, 09:15 PM   #1
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Assigned Parking - how do your neighbors park?

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      02-02-2018, 09:35 PM   #2
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That'd piss me off to no end. Chick driver? Maybe she can't help it...
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At least the car is the same color so the door dings he/she inflicts wont be so bad....
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I recommend that you buy a piece of shit vehicle and park like the biggest jackass next to your neighbors.
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      02-02-2018, 10:12 PM   #5
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That'd piss me off to no end. Chick driver? Maybe she can't help it...
not sure. haven't met them yet

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At least the car is the same color so the door dings he/she inflicts wont be so bad....
what.... haha


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I recommend that you buy a piece of shit vehicle and park like the biggest jackass next to your neighbors.
rent a u-haul truck for a week?
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      02-02-2018, 10:22 PM   #6
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...And they're going head first...Imagine if trying to back in? Some are just awful drivers.
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      02-02-2018, 10:40 PM   #7
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Leave a curtesy note asking to park within the lines.

If that fails park the same way as the other person.
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      02-03-2018, 12:32 AM   #8
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Oh boy, that would piss me off lol
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That'd piss me off to no end. Chick driver? Maybe she can't help it...
Hey
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      02-03-2018, 07:00 AM   #10
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Typical BMW driver.
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      02-03-2018, 08:35 AM   #11
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Hang a huge sign on the wall in front of their spot
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      02-03-2018, 09:07 AM   #12
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Still technically within the lines, no?
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      02-03-2018, 09:07 AM   #13
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Thats a 4 series driver(ess), your out
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      02-03-2018, 09:12 AM   #14
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It would be worse if you had the middle spot. At least you only have one idiot next to you.

Is it a tough angle into the spot or something? I would park close to the line like them to try to resolve. They will still try to squeeze in and make matters worse.
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      02-03-2018, 10:45 AM   #15
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This is why I do avoid middle spots every time I can. It's also extremely helpful to have a pillar in between. Those yellow ones are just on the wrong side.

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Chick driver?
This is what defines a chick driver.

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At least the car is the same color so the door dings he/she inflicts wont be so bad....
I've never had the other car's paint samples in the door dings. Just my paint damaged.

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I recommend that you buy a piece of shit vehicle and park like the biggest jackass next to your neighbors.
That will be being the biggest jackass. Trading an M4 for "a piece of shit vehicle" should be an attractive idea: at least you don't say it is one already.

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Still technically within the lines, no?
No. You must avoid crossing the nearest line (to keep the courtesy space they define free for approaching the cars and opening the doors).
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      02-03-2018, 10:51 AM   #16
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Just leave a polite note on their windscreen, I have some printed up that say "Thanks, for parking so close. Next time leave a fucking can opener so I can get my car out. Arseholes like you should take the bus"
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      02-03-2018, 11:25 AM   #17
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Assigned parking? I just call that my detached garage.




I have no idea how my 'neighbors' park. Zero fucks are given.
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      02-03-2018, 11:34 AM   #18
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better question is how do they get out. being so close to the door
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better question is how do they get out. being so close to the door
...and what is that guy in the hockey mask doing with a big kitchen knife
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      02-03-2018, 12:16 PM   #20
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Maybe because Alexander parked so F’d up.
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They probably park close to you because they know you will not give them door dings. Car person to car person they know (hope) you know better.
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Assigned parking? I just call that my detached garage.

I have no idea how my 'neighbors' park. Zero fucks are given.

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