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Originally Posted by Not_Judy
Does this mean that you walk in circles?
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Nah, I utilize knowledge gained from my old Air Cadet days, I have my left leg on regular march, but my right leg is doing double time march to compensate, keeps me on the straight and narrow, gets me to where I'm going.
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Originally Posted by Not_Judy
A complimentary UTI??? Well yeah! of course they do....and probably other complimentary gifts they'll discover later. A night with me is like the jelly of the month club, it's the gift that keeps on giving.
C'mon man, let me pretend about my micro-penis online without all this UTI talk. If any of the women on here find out I have a mini and slinging UTI's none of the hotties on here will want to talk to me.  |
It's ok, I feel you. I'm not slinging UTI's, but with my micro-penis, I often times get confused at the urinal and grab my belly button by mistake (ever so slight outie rather than innie). Sigh. Confession number....3?