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Originally Posted by chassis
Always remember the cardinal rule of cuisine: everything is better with bacon.
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Yesterday I see a package of chocolate chip cookies on the front counter. I check my blood sugar, and I can afford one. I'm walking out the door and take a bite.
SWEET BABY JESUS, did I just taste BACON????
I walk back into the office where several are discussing something, with a bite out of my cookie and in chorus they all say "Yes, BACON"
And people are complaining about 2020
