You know you’re old when … you buy a skateboard, when you shouldn’t (but you get excited, because your son was telling you about his skating exploits). You go skating and have an awesome session … then, 30 feet from the edge of the park, you push and your calf goes “POP”. You end up on the floor. Three weeks later, you finally get to the hospital and they x-ray you, then put you in a raised boot for a month, so the muscles can bind back to your Achilles tendon.
Day one in the boot