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Originally Posted by UncleWede
Seems your dad didn't read you Farmer Boy, Laura Ingalls Wilder, where the potato tossed into the coals exploded and burned Almonzo's eye.
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I'll go on record and state that my father never read anything to me; aside from my report card moments before the beatings commenced. He was the type of dad that if he had this knowledge, rather than taking the time to read the book to me, we would have been perfecting the heat/time ratio involved in achieving said flash point for detonation.